You know, when you get a little tipsy, it all comes down to the type of alcoholic beverage you drank. Studies show that bourbon, for example, is twice as likely to cause sickness than vodka. The worst hangover symptoms are given by brandy, red wine, rum, followed by whiskey, white wine, gin and vodka. At least, this is what studies show. But we are different and feel different, right? We might like tequila over brandy, gin over wine, who knows? But still, we felt it ourselves. The mornings after a night out with red wine are different from the mornings after a night out with brandy, right?
Different types of alcohol, made from different types of fruits or cereal and through different distillation processes, taste different, of course and feel different. So, let’s imagine what they will sound like if they could talk, if they had a personality of their own. It’s true, we feel differently, but there’s got to be something specific for every type of drink out there.
So, if alcohol talked, it would look like this