Some jokes are just evil and dark, most of the time the internet community loves to browse and read jokes about pretty much anything, but these 62 darkest jokes might be a little bit too much for some to handle. We can only apologise in advance about some of these dark humor jokes which are really, really bad.
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*Updated June 2022
62 Dark Humor Jokes we should really just delete
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53. A dad died when his sons could not remember his blood type. As he died he kept insisting they all ” Be positive ” but it’s very hard without him.
54. My wife and I decided we do NOT want children. If anybody does, please just leave me your contact details and I will drop them off tomorrow.
55. I was actually shocked when I found out my toaster was not water proof.
56. ” Where are you taking me doctor?? “
Doc: ” To the morgue “
” What?! But I’m not dead yet!! “
Doc: ” And we are not there yet too “
57. What do you call a dog with no legs. Doesn’t matter what you call him, he will not come.
58. When I ordered food at a restaurant I asked the waiter what do they do to prepare their chicken, he replied ” Not much, nothing special, we just tell them they are going to die “
59. You are not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
60. One’s man’s trash is another man’s treasure. It’s a nice saying, but a terrible way to find out you’re adopted.
61. Stop elephant poaching, everyone knows the best way to eat an elephant is grilled
62. My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair, guess who came crawling back.
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