Everybody knows what a knock knock joke is right? It’s those stupid funny jokes that always start with the same sentence ” Knock Knock” and than someone replies ” Who’s there? ” and you go ” Old lady ” to which usually begs the question…” Old lady who? ” and then comes the punchline ” wow i didn’t know you could yodel ” HaHa! Not funny really. But these knock knock jokes have been around for ages and it seems like they’re not going anywhere soon. Below you have 41 knock knock jokes that we compiled for you. Try and enjoy
1: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too
2: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?
Knock Knock Jokes #3 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s pointless.
4: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo
5: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito
6: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin
7: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here
8: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so i had to knock
9: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine secure don’t know what for
10: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter i get my hands on you
11: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tunis
Tunis who?
Tunis a company, three’s a crowd
12: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little girl
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the door bell!
13: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
Wow i didn’t know you could yodel
14: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
15: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didn’t say banana?
16: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
17: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend
18: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
19: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing
Knock Knock Jokes #20 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch!
21: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome
22: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard i know?
23: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishe.s
Dishe.s who?
Dishe.s me, who are you?
24: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who
25: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name silly
26: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kook
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!
27: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leena
Leena who?
Leena a little closer and i will tell you
28: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you
29: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith your hands off me!
30: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Value
Value who?
Value be my valentine?
31: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom
32: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nanna your business!
33: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch
Etch who?
Bless you!
34: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole
35: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you
36: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
37: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo!
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited it’s just a knock knock joke.
38: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
39: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
40: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
41: Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
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