Sometimes a joke is so dumb, you just have to laugh. Like the pencil with an eraser on both ends, these jokes have no point. If you enjoy a good pun, these are not it! We have searched high and low to bring you this collection of truly stupid funny jokes that will have you groaning and laughing at the same time.
You know the kind of dumb jokes you just have to tell your friends. If you need something silly to put a smile on your face, then keep reading. We think you will find them “humerus” all the way down to your funny bone. However, do not say we did not warn you.
When my grandad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit. He’s 70 now and we have no idea where he is.
They each got six months
I don’t know Y
Then it hit me
Alright, you’re a taxi
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!
” Are you worried about mad cow disease? ”
They are two tired
Cause he’s married
He got hit by a bus
Because they don’t have chairs
If it didn’t stand on any it will fall over.
Because they are really good at it
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender – this is the worst on the stupid funny jokes list for sure
The guy at the desk replies. ” It’s just regular porn you sick fuc*!”
but John came fifth, and won a toaster
Hey, it’s not my fault they don’t have windows
How did you get their little legs apart.
It goes chew chew
They’re usually around 90 degrees
I didn’t know what he laced them with but i’ve been tripping all day
The polar Bear
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus
A pool table
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird
Donation! Give me $10
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