Have you ever wondered how animals were named? Most animal names do not even make sense by describing them in any way. What if animal names were honest? How would that look?
For example, I was always fixated with ‘rabbit’. It made no sense that such a name was put to a fluffy and adorable animal. I always thought that ‘rabbit’ would best fit the frog as it is similar to the sound the frog makes.
Anyway, people are starting to give animals names they think they should have. And let me tell you, these names are not only true in describing the animal, but they are hilarious. These are the names animals would have if we lived in a world where animal names were totally honest.
If animal names were honest #1 The beach chicken.
We all know that seagulls look like a very familiar animal. Yup, everybody has been thinking this… A seagull totally looks like a chicken that lives near the sea. It is just hilarious to think that these two animals look like second cousins.
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/beach-chicken-1-1.jpg)
2. The dirty needle.
Whoever came up with the name ‘mosquito’ might have lost his mind. How could you name such an irritating animal with something that sounds like it’s a fancy French dish? The only things mosquitoes do is poke us with that disgusting needle-looking mouth of theirs.
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/dirty-needle-1.jpg)
3. Nope.
I do not think this creature should have that name. In fact, the ‘nope’ should be written in all capital letters. This is because huge spiders such as this one make your legs shiver from disgust and gives you an urge to leave earth and go to another planet once and for all.
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/7-1.jpg)
4. Panda Whale.
Yes, of course, we all needed to hear this. The killer whale looks just like a panda that prefers swimming over climbing on trees.
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/panda-whale-1.jpg)
5. Booplesnoop
This is exactly what I was talking about in the beginning. A cute animal such as the rabbit deserves a name as perfect as Booplesnoop to describe the amount of adorableness it has. Thankfully someone out there was on my side.
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/booplesnoot-1.jpg)
6. The cat bird
Now I know that most of us have not seen an owl live (I haven’t) but doesn’t the owl just look familiar? Owls just look like the head of a cat with wings. I guess that’s why they stay active during the night; they are sneaky just like cats!
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cat-bird.jpg)
7. Fart squirrel
The only thing that separates a squirrel and a skunk is that they are different in color and that skunks fart. So why call it a skunk when it is simply a stinky farting squirrel?
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/fart-squirrel.jpg)
8. Giraffe sheep
It totally blows my mind that the alpaca looks as if a giraffe and a sheep had a love child. It is hilarious.
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/giraffe-sheep.jpg)
9. Sea dogs
I know that you have thought of it before and have even come up with the name yourself. That is because seals act and look just like dogs. It has even been questioned if these creatures have some kind of connection.
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/sea-dog.jpg)
10. Duck puppy
The platypus is such a confusing animal. It has the face of a duck and the body of a small puppy. What a cute mix.
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/35-awl5Brt-600x399-1.png)
11. The bumpy desert lama
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-26-1.jpg)
12. Flying land octopus
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-25-1.jpg)
13. Asshole
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-24-1.png)
14. Jesus lizard
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-23-1.jpg)
15. Pricklesstepper
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-22-1.png)
16. Legless psychedelic water Gallopper
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-21-1.jpg)
17. Majestic sea flap flap
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-20-1.png)
18. Furry potato
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-19-1.png)
19. Flying sea kite
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-18-1.jpg)
20. Twiggy pony
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-17-1.jpg)
21. Rat frog
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-16-1.jpg)
22. Freedom glider
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-15-1.png)
23. Flying sea nope
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-14-1.jpg)
24. Giraffe bird
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-13-1.png)
25. Slow motion gorilla
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-12-1.jpg)
26. Sabertooth death mouse
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-11-1.jpg)
27. Leather tank
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-37-1.png)
28. Furry nope
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-36-1.png)
29. Danger zebra
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-35-1.png)
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30. Dragon shrimp
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-34-1.jpg)
31. Dragon Rat
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-33-1.png)
32. Ocean Panther
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-32-1.jpg)
33. Danger Noodle
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-31-1.png)
34. Audible nope rope
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-30-1.png)
35. Prison pony
![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-29-1.jpg)
36. Naked snail
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-28-1.png)
37. Tunnelling ballsack
![if animal names were honest](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/is-animal-names-were-honest-27-1.png)
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