Nothing weird about this. They just want your presence, and watch you poop.
1. Are you OK? It’s been over 2 min since you entered…
2. Hi, I just thought you might be needing this.
3. Wow, I never noticed you have such big eyes.
4. We were lonely in the living room.
5. Just a little bit more…you can do it…
6. Just pretend I’m not here.
7. This is some precious moment, don’t you think?
8. You forgot to flush.
10. I always wondered what you’re keeping in here.
11. Coming soon? The ball won’t throw itself.
12. Oh, new haircut?
13. I’ll make sure toilet doesn’t swallow you.
14. Why don’t you just do it in the park?
15. I’ll never understand this morning routine.
16. At your service!
17. You’re doing it wrong. I’ll show it to you later.
18. We miss you, human!