Guy Gave His Unfaithful Ex-Wife Half Of Everything He Owned – Literally

Getting a divorce is never good, not emotionally and not financially, as it is known that in most cases of divorce the couple needs to split their belonging 50/50 and this is very painful to do. One man in Germany who’s ex-wife was unfaithful was ordered by the court to split their things 50/50, so the husband showed his ex, Laura, exactly what he thought of her and this decision by literally  cutting everything they own in half!

It’s easy to see that the man is experienced with the power tools he has because he did such a great job methodically and neatly destroying all of their stuff, everything from their little teddy bear to the couch and even their car has been sliced beautifully in half. The man is selling is half of everything on eBay and he also adds bitter and funny text next to each item. We can only guess what her face looks like when she found out she was stuck with half of her stuff. See the items here: eBay

 

” The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear, in particular, half is missing “

” In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a Mac-Air “

” The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly “

” Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it “

” It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls “

” The chairs are super as an art installation “

” There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals, for such things, there are affectionate co-workers “

” Watching TV alone is already depressing enough, the device is very compact and has several inputs, but I’m not sure whether they all work “

” In recent years, I have spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman, she did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex is now sitting on another couch “

” Whoever wonders where’s the second half, you can check with my ex-wife “

” I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album, ” Everything hurts “

” Unfortionaly, I can only offer half “

” This phone is guaranteed not to play music and not ring or vibrate “

Source: Boredpanda