Funny fruit and vegetable puns! Yes, that’s a thing and here is a huge collection for you to enjoy them. The funniest among fruit and vegetable puns on the Internet are in front of you, so you can quickly decide if you are a fan or not.
If you still can’t make up your mind just keep scrolling. The list is long enough to clear everything up for you when it comes to funny fruit puns.
Pun articles are getting more popular in recent years over the internet and we too shared a few posts about the subject like the funny skeleton puns post a while back and many other good ones.
1. Be gentle, “mush room” or not. – the first on the vegetable puns list.
2. Lol! “Iceberg”, indeed.
3. “Melonchonly” can happen to anyone…
4. I love you from my heart…or
5. Lettuce turnip the beet
6. What do you Yam?
7. The best funny fruit (vegetable) pun so far!
8. Lettuce knows
9. Micheal Jackson once said…
10. This is a classic vegetable pun!
11. What does a nosey pepper do?
12. Do you find bananas “appeeling”?
13. Grape job!
14. But Honeydew…
15. Oooh… sweet beans…
16. You can’t argue with this one
17. Is this “kaleing” you too?
18. Lol! Great vegetable pun!
19. How does “Barakoli” look like?
20. Fresh new pear of Jordans
21. MELONcholy is quite often, I guess…
22. A “pearfect” couple!
23. Elvis Parsley, lol!
24. This is just too much! Great fruit pun!
25. It’s not difficult to keep the “pease” on earth
26. That’s way to go little carrot!
27. “Irrelephant” arguments
28. I miss you “berry” much!
29. Turn up the “beet”!
30. Please, lettuce know
31. I have bean thinking of you – kisses
32. I’m just feeling a bit meloncholy lately
33. I’m so lucky to have you, we make a pearfect couple – LOL
34. That’s a cruel world…
35. You brock!
36. Did you know that Broccolies love to listen to Brock n Roll the most?
37. Wanted to get Broccoli for a side with my lunch, but the waitress said they are out of stalk
38. Why the carrot tried to cheer up the broccoli? Because it was feeling melon-ccoli
39. A Broccoli and tomato rob a bank, when the tomato got in the getaway car it screamed ” Floret! “
40. I just came here to say that I love you from my head to-ma-toes
41. Don’t get saucy with me! Is what the pizza said to the tomato
42. Can I ask if it really “mater? “
43. Why did tomato stay at work after hours? To ketchup on some work
44. Is it lost? Is it to-mate to say sorry? LOL
45. You love pizza so much it means the world to you? It means the world to-ma-to
46. Please let’s not fight, lettuce remain friends I beg you
47. Did you see that? I can’t bea-leaf this!
48. The old saying is that it romaines a mystery
49. Are you having fun yet? Lettuce entertain you
50. Why does the head of the lettuce gets all dressed up for? Because it was getting ready for a romainetic dinner
51. I love sports as a carrot because I love rooting for my home team
52. Snowman got caught in an unfortunate situation infront of a lot of carrots, why? It was picking his nose.
53. I do NOT carrot at all!
54. A carrot went to the hair salon, why? It roots were showing and needed some work
55. A carrot favorite movie? While the carrot-kid for sure
56. You didn’t win the standup contest because your jokes were too corny!
57. The highest level for an er of corn in the military? A kernel
58. The favorite animal of a corn? A unicorn obviously
59. I don’t make plans, I like to play things by ear
60. Thank you for beaning a friend
61. Bean there – done that
62. I’ve been thinking about you, you’ve bean on my mind a lot lately.
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