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62 Vegetable Puns That Are So Smart They Can’t Be Just Food

Some vegetable puns because it improves your health

Ksenia by Ksenia
December 8, 2022
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Funny fruit and vegetable puns! Yes, that’s a thing and here is a huge collection for you to enjoy them. The funniest among fruit and vegetable puns on the Internet are in front of you, so you can quickly decide if you are a fan or not.

If you still can’t make up your mind just keep scrolling. The list is long enough to clear everything up for you when it comes to funny fruit puns.

Pun articles are getting more popular in recent years over the internet and we too shared a few posts about the subject like the funny skeleton puns post a while back and many other good ones.

1. Be gentle, “mush room” or not. – the first on the vegetable puns list.

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2. Lol! “Iceberg”, indeed.

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3. “Melonchonly” can happen to anyone…

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4. I love you from my heart…or

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5. Lettuce turnip the beet

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6. What do you Yam?

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7. The best funny fruit (vegetable) pun so far!

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8. Lettuce knows

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9. Micheal Jackson once said…

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10. This is a classic vegetable pun!

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11. What does a nosey pepper do?

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12. Do you find bananas “appeeling”?

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13. Grape job!

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14. But Honeydew…

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15. Oooh… sweet beans…

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16. You can’t argue with this one

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17. Is this “kaleing” you too?

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18. Lol! Great vegetable pun!

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19. How does “Barakoli” look like?

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20. Fresh new pear of Jordans

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21. MELONcholy is quite often, I guess…

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22. A “pearfect” couple!

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23. Elvis Parsley, lol!

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24. This is just too much! Great fruit pun!

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25. It’s not difficult to keep the “pease” on earth

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26. That’s way to go little carrot!

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27. “Irrelephant” arguments

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28. I miss you “berry” much!

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29. Turn up the “beet”!

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30. Please, lettuce know

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31. I have bean thinking of you – kisses

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32. I’m just feeling a bit meloncholy lately

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33. I’m so lucky to have you, we make a pearfect couple – LOL

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34. That’s a cruel world…

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Broccoli puns

35. You brock!

36. Did you know that Broccolies love to listen to Brock n Roll the most?

37. Wanted to get Broccoli for a side with my lunch, but the waitress said they are out of stalk

38. Why the carrot tried to cheer up the broccoli? Because it was feeling melon-ccoli

39. A Broccoli and tomato rob a bank, when the tomato got in the getaway car it screamed ” Floret! “

Tomato Puns

40. I just came here to say that I love you from my head to-ma-toes

41. Don’t get saucy with me! Is what the pizza said to the tomato

42. Can I ask if it really “mater? “

43. Why did tomato stay at work after hours? To ketchup on some work

44. Is it lost? Is it to-mate to say sorry? LOL

45. You love pizza so much it means the world to you? It means the world to-ma-to

Lettuce puns

46. Please let’s not fight, lettuce remain friends I beg you

47. Did you see that? I can’t bea-leaf this!

48. The old saying is that it romaines a mystery

49. Are you having fun yet? Lettuce entertain you

50. Why does the head of the lettuce gets all dressed up for? Because it was getting ready for a romainetic dinner

Carrot puns

51. I love sports as a carrot because I love rooting for my home team

52. Snowman got caught in an unfortunate situation infront of a lot of carrots, why? It was picking his nose.

53. I do NOT carrot at all!

54. A carrot went to the hair salon, why? It roots were showing and needed some work

55. A carrot favorite movie? While the carrot-kid for sure

Corn puns

56. You didn’t win the standup contest because your jokes were too corny!

57. The highest level for an er of corn in the military? A kernel

58. The favorite animal of a corn? A unicorn obviously

59. I don’t make plans, I like to play things by ear

Bean puns

60. Thank you for beaning a friend

61. Bean there – done that

62. I’ve been thinking about you, you’ve bean on my mind a lot lately.

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Ksenia

Ksenija is a content marketer who has great fun writing for The Awesome Daily. Besides, she writes on Marketing, Management, and Leadership, especially on soft skills such as Communication and Emotional Intelligence. She owns an advertising agency helping businesses to get closer to customers and stand out from competitors, word by word.

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