Dieting is hard when you love to eat. Everybody enjoys not starving but some people just really love to shovel it in. BuzzFeed gets it. They’ve compiled a list of 26 jokes that only people who love to eat will get.
I can relate to at least half of these jokes and comics. I convinced myself this week that three cheat days in a week is totally okay if I drink a lot of water. I think just buying an avocado is effort enough. So what if it rots before I get the chance to eat it?
Forget baseball, eating is America’s favorite pastime. We do it for so many reasons on so many occasions. It’s not just for sustenance. It’s a freaking party in your mouth.
Take a look at these comics. I bet everyone can relate to most of them. Embrace your love for food. Leave your thoughts in the comments section.
1: This was me when I somehow convinced myself three cheat days in one week is okay.
2: When an avocado comes home with me from the store it’s a death sentence.
3: Every time anyone eats Chinese food. Love to eat people get this.
4: If you watch enough of the Food Network you can make anything out of anything.
5: The reason why me and buffets don’t get along.
6: Take the easy way out. Those cookies are already made and ready to go.
7: There’s a food for every emotion.
8: This is why I never eat ice cream out of the container. Regrets every time.
9: Yeah, right. I’m never done.
10: My favorite time to pig out; when no one else is around.
11: Ranch makes everything amazing.
12: If you get into a wreck, who’s going to deliver my pizzas?
13: Never trust single serving bags of chips.
14: Salads are totally undervalued
15: When you know the avocado is bad but you eat it anyway
16: Trying to pick up pizza, because you love to eat and she looks so hot
17: It’s my special kind of diet
18: I’m the one who always leave the cereal box out
19: That moment is life
20: If it has two buns, it’s a sandwich
21: Circle of life
22: Going to bed thinking about food
23: Hate when this happens
24: Drawing to it like a moth to a flame
25: I know when to count my food, and when not
26: I’ll just add a little bit of sauce