” We dont care about your human holidays “
1 : ” Yes , it was me , i knocked the tree and was about to pee on it when you caught me “
2 : ” They told me to do it , you don’t understand , you cant say no to them “
3 : ” Ohhh SNAP ! im busted ! “
4 : ” You wanna do something about it , friend ?! “
5 : ” Take the head of the tree, just like i did it last year “
6 : ” I regret nothing ! “
7 : ” The dog did it “
8 : ” Little help here , im stuck on your stupid tree “
9 : ” Boy you in troubleeee , see ya , wouldn’t wanna be yaa “
10 : Ohh hey , i was just fixing it, you know , it was broken “
11 : ” I’m not even sorry , i love eating this stupid tree “
12 : ” Day 3 , they still haven’t found me , tomorrow i will begin my attack “
13 : Jingle bells , jingle bells , jin I SAID NO !!!!!!!
14 : ” Be strong , be strong , they can’t hurt you “
15 : ” Out of here ! can’t you see i’m playing with the tree ? “
16 : ” Is this because i ruined your holiday last year ? if so then i regret nothing ! “
17 : ” What ? im a dog , i don’t know any better “
18 : ” And i did it with style “
19 : ” I’m also not as black as me peers , the world hates me “
20 : No one likes penguins , NO ONE !
21 : ” WORTH IT “
22 : ” These lights are some kind of a chinese torture “
23 : ” Take me away , i’m a dirty criminal “
24 : ” There will be blood , ohh yes , there will be blood “
25 : I cant control myself , i need help “
All images are from these sources : Daily mail , Barkpost , Pawmygosh , Dose , lifebuzz , mashable
