**Using a pick-up line to catch someone’s attention can be tricky. You either succeed or you don’t, and most people have a hard time working up the confidence to deliver the line. But sometimes, all you need is a funny line to make someone laugh. You might even get plus points if it’s a nerdy joke. If you’re out of ideas, then these math pickup lines might just get you somewhere with a potential date.**

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## 101 Math Pickup Lines

## 1. I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.

## 2. My love for you is like dividing by zero… it can’t be defined!

## 3. Hey there. What’s your sine?

## 4. Hey girl. Can I call-cu-later?

## 5. Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!

## 6. Without you, I’m like a null set — empty.

## 7. Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.

## 8. I’m not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.

## 9. I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.

## 10. As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.

Source: Thought Catalog

## 11. My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!

## 12. I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure

## 13. I less than three you!

## 14. The square root of all my fantasies is you.

## 15. I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of you + me?

## 16. You must be a 90 degree angle, ’cause you’re looking right!

## 17. I love you because you’re as sweet as π!

## 18. Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

## 19. Sorry if my pick-up lines are a bit Fibbonacheesy.

## 20. Girl, I know you like adding numbers, so can you please add yours to my contacts?

Source: Tech Advisor

## 21. I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

## 22. If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote, ’cause I always tend toward you.

## 23. If you were sine squared I’d be cosine squared, and together we would be one!

## 24. Are you a rectangle? Because you have all the right angles.

## 25. You’re so hot you derive me crazy!

## 26. Are you √2, ’cause I feel irrational around you.

## 27. You have a fine body. Are you a Mathlete?

## 28. If I had you, it would solve all my problems.

## 29. I have a math equation for you: you plus me equals awesome.

## 30. Let’s not be like parallel lines and meet as soon as possible.

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## 31. You’re the numerator and I’m the denominator – when I’m with you, I’m reduced to my simplest form.

## 32. I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?

## 33. My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.

## 34. Are you a 45º angle? Cause you’re acute-y!

## 35. If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?

## 36. You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain.

## 37. Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.

## 38. You are a well-defined function.

## 39. Girl, I should ask you out, ’cause you can’t differentiate.

## 40. How about I perform a sort on your variables and you can analyze my performance?

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## 41. You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.

## 42. I have no *base* for the feelings I have for you. They extend forever just like a *line*. The *translation* of my love for you is infinite and you are a *ray* of sunshine in my day.

## 43. I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you

## 44. I like you like the way a coefficient likes its variable.

## 45. I don’t like my current girlfriend, mind if I made a you-substitution?

## 46. You are as beautiful as 1.618.

## 47. Can I explore your mean value?

## 48. Wanna expand my polynomial?

## 49. If we distribute our love, we can be together forever. Together you and I make a perfect square.

## 50. Your center is neither oblique nor is it obtuse. You are just perfect!

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## 51. My love for you is like 2^{x}, exponentially growing.

## 52. Ever since you wandered into my hemisphere, our lives have intersected perfectly.

## 53. You are the square to my root.

## 54. You are the hypotenuse of my triangle.

## 55. We are a perfect function because you are the one for me.

## 56. Without you I am just a semi-circle; you complete me.

## 57. You must be p > 0.5, because I fail to reject you.

## 58. I think my statistics is getting better because I know that interaction between me and you would have a significant effect.

## 59. I am sine and you are cosine, so let’s make a tangent.

## 60. Your body has the nicest arc length that I have ever seen.

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## 61. Hey girl, the measure of your imperfections is zero.

## 62. Are you my integral? I was wondering because I see myself in the area beneath your curves.

## 63. You and I must be inverse logical functions because I could compliment you all day.

## 64. I wonder what the L’ Hospital’s rule says of the limit when I is over you.

## 65. Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?

## 66. If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

## 67. You do not have to be an expert at math to realize that we make the perfect pair.

## 68. After tonight, will I just be a common denominator?

## 69. I integrated with your curves and then I realized the value of the area of our love.

## 70. My love for you is like the slope of a concave-up function because it’s always increasing.

Source: Expii

## 71. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

## 72. Your legs put an isosceles’ legs to shame.

## 73. My love for you was *exponential* from the start. Your beauty is *unparalleled*

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## 74. For me and you, I can prove that 1+1=<3.

## 75. If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?

## 76. Hey baby, can I see what is under your radical?

## 77. How about we get together and make our slopes zero.

## 78. I was in love with you yesterday. I am in love with you today. So by mathematical induction, I will always love you.

## 79. You are my Triangle and I am yours. So, let’s join hands and become a rectangle.

## 80. You must be absolute because every time you are around me, I feel positive.

Source: Math Stack Exchange

## 81. If I were a graphics calculator, I could look at your curves all day long.

## 82. Hey girl, are you 1/x? Because you are the rate of change of my natural log.

## 83. My love for you is like e^{x}, it doesn’t change at any rate.

## 84. We fit together like coordinates on an axis.

## 85. It is not the length of the vector that matters, it is how you apply the force.

## 86. You are 1 and I am 0. Together, we are 10 times stronger, and without you, I am nothing

## 87. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?

## 88. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

## 89. Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

## 90. Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation.

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## 91. Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.

## 92. If I move my lips half the distance to yours, and then half again, and again, would they ever meet? No? Well, in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

## 93. The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

## 94. I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

## 95. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

## 96. Baby, let me find your nth term

## 97. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

## 98. Are you a bank loan? Because you have all my interest.

## 99. Baby, you’re a 9.99999… but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

## 100. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

Source: Math Insight

## 101. Hey… nice asymptote.

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