Considering that the need to urine or poop are natural human functions, it’s hilarious that people have so many funny ways to say going to the bathroom like it was something to be ashamed of.
The main reasons that people do not just flat out say ” I have to go pee ” or ” I have to go poop ” are psychological and they mostly include:
- embarrassment
- shyness
- politness
When we are raised as kids, going to the bathroom is considered something private and not something you share with the whole world.
Another reason is that sometimes the action itself of pooping or peeing comes with embarrassing sounds or even smells so you don’t really want to share you just went to the bathroom to poop right?
Some people just find it more polite to hint that they need to use the potty and not just flat out describe to their friends what are they going to be doing there.
To that end, we collected the funniest ways to say going to the bathroom so you can use for inspiration next time you are with a group of friends and need to use the potty.
Funny ways to say going to the bathroom
1. I am going to tingle my wingle
2. I need to empty my tank
3. I need to drop a load
4. My tank is full, I need to go drain it
5. I need to go powder my nose
6. I feel a wizz coming
7. My magic wand needs recharging
8. I need to go unpack the cargo
9. I need to do the doo
10. I’m going to drop a deuce
11. I need to go make room for lunch for a second
12. I think the bathroom needs repainting
13. I think i’m going to go sit on the throne
14. I have an important call on the big white telephone
15. I’m going to plant a tree real quick – don’t wait up
16. I feel like a crap burrito is coming
17. My lunch needs to go out now
18. Take my food for a walk
19. Empty my tank
20. Release the beast
21. I got to go to this meeting
22. I think i’m going to take the browns to the super bowl
23. I’m going to my second office
24. I need to make a deposit
25. Gonna drain the snake
26. Gonna walk my dog
27. Unloose the caboose
28. Going to do number two
29. Gotta do number one
30. Going to see a man about a horse
31. Going to get the magic out
32. Gotta cook something out
33. Gotta throw my cookies out
34. Going to get my taco leak
35. Going to bleed the lizard
36. I am going to inflate some pigs ( Popular in Denmark )
37. I am going to make brown
38. I am going to print something 3d in the restroom
39. Gotta go return some video tapes Is for sure my favorite of the funny ways to say going to the bathroom
40. I am heading to duke city!
41. I am going to carpet bomb the place
42. I’m going to lose 5 lbs
43. Going to pinch one off
44. Going to squeeze the lemon
45. It’s time to drop the bass
46. It’s time to go painting ( while walking towards the bathroom )
47. I am going to make peepee
48. Just going to kill a brown snake
49. I am going to meet some bears
50. I’m going to pay my respects to the IRS
51. I’m going to the loo
52. I am going to shake hands with the mayor
53. Gotta tap a kidney
54. I have to go fill out some papers
55. Going to bomb Tokyo
56. Going to bake a cake – brown cake
57. I have to drop my kids off at the pool
58. I am going to lay some cable
59. I’m going for a download
60. I have a golden ticket to deliver
61. Morning glory
62. Gotta go punch my ticket
63. Gotta go give birth to food
64. Gonna make some stories for the news
65. Going to build a log cabin
66. Gonna have a serious conversation with my belly
67. Going to meet the big white god
68. Gotta go water the flowers
69. I have to go spend a penny
70. Going to go drop my anchor real quick
71. Gotta go pay the water bill
72. Gotta go walk the hobbits
73. Going to make some chocolate pudding
We can honestly go on and on, and we might update this list from time to time with more funny bathroom synonyms, but until we do, make sure you also check out these funny love memes and these funny speeding ticket quotes
