These 19 hilarious funny speeding ticket quotes for when you get ticketed for speeding is the latest gallery to make your day a little bit better.
Getting pulled over for speeding sucks big time. If it hasn’t happened to you yet, it probably will at one point or another.
Just imagine – you’re rushing home with the dog food because it ran out and Yoda hasn’t eaten all day, then you see it: the dreaded cop lights are flashing behind you. And let’s be honest, dealing with the police isn’t exactly a walk in the park either.
You might as well resign yourself to the fact that the sermon from this cop is gonna take a while.
The way we see it though, this is one of those when-life-gives-you-lemons kinds of situations. There are a couple of ways to go about this. You:
- make excuses
- apologize and say “Sorry officer, it won’t happen again” or
- diffuse the situation with a joke.
Whichever option you go with, we’ve put together a list 19 of the funniest one-liners and quotes on speeding that you might just relate to anyway.
If you’re feeling a little dangerous, you can even use these when you get pulled over – but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes #1 Nothing like donuts to get to on a police officer’s good side.
2. Well, well, well, how the tables have turned.
3. Whoops, didn’t see you back there…