These 19 hilarious funny speeding ticket quotes for when you get ticketed for speeding is the latest gallery to make your day a little bit better.
Getting pulled over for speeding sucks big time. If it hasn’t happened to you yet, it probably will at one point or another.
Just imagine – you’re rushing home with the dog food because it ran out and Yoda hasn’t eaten all day, then you see it: the dreaded cop lights are flashing behind you. And let’s be honest, dealing with the police isn’t exactly a walk in the park either.
You might as well resign yourself to the fact that the sermon from this cop is gonna take a while.
The way we see it though, this is one of those when-life-gives-you-lemons kinds of situations. There are a couple of ways to go about this. You:
- make excuses
- apologize and say “Sorry officer, it won’t happen again” or
- diffuse the situation with a joke.
Whichever option you go with, we’ve put together a list 19 of the funniest one-liners and quotes on speeding that you might just relate to anyway.
If you’re feeling a little dangerous, you can even use these when you get pulled over – but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes #1 Nothing like donuts to get to on a police officer’s good side.
2. Well, well, well, how the tables have turned.
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3. Whoops, didn’t see you back there…
4. Sister Bridget sure gets a lot of speeding tickets…
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5. Driving under the speed limit? That’s a new one.
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6. Everybody’s got their right foot in the air for this one.
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7. 60 miles an hour?! I’ve only been driving for 15 minutes!
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8. Well, officer, believe it or not, he got there as fast as he could.
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9. I was scared of a man hiding in the bushes.
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10. Hey, at least that ticket was for going under 100 MPH.
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11. Well, that’s one sure fire way to get out of a speeding ticket.
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12. Not fast and not furious enough…
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13. I gotta get ahead, officer!
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14. Just future proofing.
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15. I was in a hurry to begin with, just give me my ticket please
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16. He’s just doing what everybody else is doing!
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17. Someone give civilization a speeding ticket.
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18. I wasn’t speeding – they were!
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19. Red, white, and freedom – or not.
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