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19 Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes to Get You Out of Trouble

Ramona Kab by Ramona Kab
August 16, 2020
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These 19 hilarious funny speeding ticket quotes for when you get ticketed for speeding is the latest gallery to make your day a little bit better.

Getting pulled over for speeding sucks big time. If it hasn’t happened to you yet, it probably will at one point or another.

Just imagine – you’re rushing home with the dog food because it ran out and Yoda hasn’t eaten all day, then you see it: the dreaded cop lights are flashing behind you. And let’s be honest, dealing with the police isn’t exactly a walk in the park either.

You might as well resign yourself to the fact that the sermon from this cop is gonna take a while.

The way we see it though, this is one of those when-life-gives-you-lemons kinds of situations. There are a couple of ways to go about this. You:

  1. make excuses
  2. apologize and say “Sorry officer, it won’t happen again” or
  3. diffuse the situation with a joke.

Whichever option you go with, we’ve put together a list 19 of the funniest one-liners and quotes on speeding that you might just relate to anyway.

If you’re feeling a little dangerous, you can even use these when you get pulled over – but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes #1 Nothing like donuts to get to on a police officer’s good side.

Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes
Source: Flickr

2. Well, well, well, how the tables have turned.

Source: Boldomatic.com

3. Whoops, didn’t see you back there…

4. Sister Bridget sure gets a lot of speeding tickets…

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Source: azquotes

5. Driving under the speed limit? That’s a new one.

Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes
Source: wisefamousquotes

6. Everybody’s got their right foot in the air for this one.

Source: Sisodia

7. 60 miles an hour?! I’ve only been driving for 15 minutes!

Source: norcalminis

8. Well, officer, believe it or not, he got there as fast as he could.

Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes
Source: coolfunnyquotes

9. I was scared of a man hiding in the bushes.

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10. Hey, at least that ticket was for going under 100 MPH.

Source: quotesmaster

11. Well, that’s one sure fire way to get out of a speeding ticket.

Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes
Source: quotesgram

12. Not fast and not furious enough…

Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes
Source: lolsotrue

13. I gotta get ahead, officer!

Source: Facebook

14. Just future proofing.

Source: quotesgram

15. I was in a hurry to begin with, just give me my ticket please

Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes

16. He’s just doing what everybody else is doing!

Source: quotesgram

17. Someone give civilization a speeding ticket.

Funny Speeding Ticket Quotes
Source: azquotes

18. I wasn’t speeding – they were!

Source: cartoonstock

19. Red, white, and freedom – or not.

Source: coolfunnyquotes
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Ramona Kab

Hi I’m Ramona. I’m a ukulele playing cat lover from the Philippines who just so happens to really love writing. My favourite memes are Turn the Volume Up and the Distracted Boyfriend. I also enjoy film photography and hiking. Welcome to The Awesome Daily!

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