Montgomery Burns. The famous greedy character from the hit TV show The Simpsons is one of the most controversial characters in television history. Mr burns quotes has and are still are some of the cruelest and funniest in existence. When the billionaire from Springfield says something, you know it’s going to be funny or just mean. But that’s why we love him. You gotta have the bad guy, in every movie or TV show, someone has to be the bad guy right? Thing is, Mr burns actually became popular over the years with his witty sense of humor and sayings that are just unique to him, and that voice, the voice of pure evil right?
The character is so relatable because everyone has that boss they hate, and we think, people love him because it makes them think of their own job and say ” Hey, my boss is not that bad, so i’m lucky “. Browse through these 28 mr burns one liners and remember that your life is not that bad. On the flip side, please check out these Joe Rogan quotes to fill your day with positivity
1. Mr Burns is a funny guy

2. You fools!

3. Burns knows how to use his money

4. My favorite Mr Burns one liners on this list

5. Just another one of mr burns sayings

6. Never dies but always the same old age

7. Awesome picnic day

8. Mr burns not updated with times

9. He almost got away with it

10. Old age has gotten him too

11. Does any one else love these mr burns old timey quotes

12. Yes, you’re that guy

13. Yeah, you just keep waiting in there until that happens

14. Another excellent mr burns quote about success

15. You just proved their point

16. Burns works in mysterious ways

17. He never showed love for anyone

18. Mt burns sayings just keep getting weirder and weirder

19. He never gets what he wants

20. What the hell?!

21. LMAO! Cruel

22. Crazy Mr Burns is the funniest one

23. How much can Smithers take?

24. Mr Burns insults are always on point

25. There’s a certain way to behave when you have billions
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26. LOL is that how you called it back in the day

27. The most famous quote by Mr Burns ever

28. Now that’s power

Do you any other animated character that has more famous quotes than Mr Burns? We don’t think so.








