70 Dear Blank Please Blank Lines That Are So Funny I Need To Catch My Breath

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For those who are not yet familiar with the Dear blank please blank funny puns or burns, It’s a hilarious project started by Jared Wunsch and Hans Johnson that gives people a chance to write funny letters in this simple format: Dear…please…sincerely…

The two explain the reason they started this project as they had this idea where users could anonymously express their frustrations and bad experiences with other people or situations. So they made a website where all these types of lines exist. Some of the submissions are hilarious, some are just rude, but most of all you can vote what you love or not.

Check out the huge list below of some of the best examples of dearblankpelaseblank and share the ones you love.

1. Dear blank please blank is all about the important stuff in life

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2. Appeals are for grades

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3. I like skinny jeans…

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4. Blonde girl better at math than an Asian…I’ve seen everything

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5. Chocolate chip ain’t having this

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6. Moving back with your parents

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7. Women can do a lot of things better than men

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8. Being jealous of Willow Smith

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9. Cinderella in a not so educational message

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10. The funniest dear blank please blank pic on this list

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11. Spiders can make girls scream

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12. Titanic got her wish

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13. Ginger with friends is more a stretch than unicorns

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14. Logic in movies is bad

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15. Which one is worse?

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16. Teachers are not that dumb

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17. Nice word pun

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18. Harry Potter needs it back

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19. The world wants you to stop.

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20. This is a dark dearblankpleaseblank image

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21. Yahoo who?

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22. Michael Jackson understands…

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23. Do your homework child!

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24. Oh Mary, again with this?

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25. 1985 got surprised by 2010

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26. Marco…

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27. Little Triangle speaks his mind

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28. Men are dumb

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29. When a sex scene comes in the movie, your mom comes in the room

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30. Taking care of your own.

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31. Dear fork, this is your long lost friend spoon

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32. This is hilarious!

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33. Kanye West giving it to Obama

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34. Dear Rose…

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35. Dear Amish, don’t read this

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36. Dear people of earth…

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37. Dear Catdog…

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38. Dear Mr Timberlake, Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without proof of purchase. Sincerely, Wal-Mart

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39. Dear cat, sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever the circle of life’ plays.

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40. I laughed at this dear blank image

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41. Dear weird phone call…

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42. Dear Miley…

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43. Dear Martin Luther King Jr…

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44. Dear Spongebob Squarepants

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45. Dear Pluto doesn’t take shit from no one

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46. Irony is a bit8h

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47. LOL

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48. Dear Eve, please blank blank blank

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49. Never thought about it before

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50. Wikileaks at it again

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51. Mentos is the bomb

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52. Dear ice berg, we should’ve gotten along better.

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53. Love this one so much!

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54. We have the same name

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55. Dear people of the world – write better

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56. Every goddamn time!

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57. Dear mean girls, i am your boss now.

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58. Dear Mary sweet Jesus Joseph

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59. Dear fork, it’s me uncle spoon

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60. Girl screams, Random spider, hold my beer…

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61. Ginger kids have no friends

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62. We all try to actively avoid doing any work…let’s waste another minute together

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63. Dear reader, do your homework now

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64. Dear Nazis, i said i hate JUICE! JUICE!!

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65. Dear math, grow up, i don’t have time for your shit

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66. Dear catdog, tell me your secrets

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67. Not my fault, it’s just how i was raised

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68. Alcohol fixes this issue pretty fast

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69. Dear WOW, thank you for keeping my son a virgin

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70. The economy has no friends

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