44 Funny Things To Ask Siri When You’re Bored Out Of Your Mind

By Sarah on March 2, 2017

If you’re bored and lonely at home and your crush isn’t texting you back, just have a chat with Siri. If you own an iphone you know Siri is the most entertaining conversationalist. She’s always got a response for any question. Even when you ask her to do basic things for you like set an alarm for the next day, she’s got a snarky response. So with that in mind we created this list of funny things to ask siri just to see how hilarious talking to her really is.

It’s become clear that nobody takes Siri seriously. I’m pretty sure she’s meant to be something of a virtual assistant for the average person. But most people just talk to her when they’re bored. The best thing about her is she’s not sentient. She can’t feel anything, so a lot of people just take out their frustration on her. If I’m ever angry I’ll just go to Siri and ask her questions like “why are you such a bitch?” or just spew general insults. If you haven’t done it before, you should try it. It’s fun!

Here’s a list of some of the most amusing questions asked and answers given by Siri. Let us know what you think in the comments section. Have you ever had a noteworthy conversation with Siri?

1. Shut up Siri, just take me home!

2. Funny things to ask siri – Are you stupid siri?

3. Nice response!

4. Siri can have some snappy comebacks

5. Siri with a drug problem

6. Really? You gonna throw that in my face today?!

7. Siri doesn’t like to get up early in the morning

8. She knows when to stop playing

9. LOL, she’s not wrong

10. BOOM! She knows what’s up

11. She nailed it!

12. Are you mocking me? Burn!

13. Because you’re wearing me down with this stupid question

14. You’re just firing back answers siri, you’re not giving any

15. OMG being burned by Siri!

16. Siri being a hater

17. LOL nice! Great answer

18. So…I’m ugly?

19. You should consult a chicken

20. Is there another Siri out there?

21. YES! Best Siri answer ever!

22. Siri like a lady doesn’t want to tell her age

23. That’s how you avoid a hard question

24. Siri got me all confused now

25. Amazing!

26. What?

27. Siri is a romantic, who knew

28. Wait…is that true?

29. Damn Siri you smart AF!

30. LMAO! Funniest thing to ask siri on this list

31. Yes! Thank you Siri you made my day

32. Nice response, now make me dinner

33. She can be used for betting

34. Don’t feel bad Siri, i’m naked all the time

35. In short, No i do not

36. If you’re paying, i’m down

37. Avoid eating farts…

38. I like that a lot

39. That pretty much says YES

40. Siri likes to wait when you sleep

41. The best one on the funny things to ask Siri list!

42. Something something, she does what she wants

43. What is a pod?

44. Great response!

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