1 : Do you want to get shot in the face ?! no ? so give me your cookie
2 : This little thing bit your leg off? ugh…weak
3 : I can’t see shit with all this snow ! take a picture fast before i crush this thing
4 : WOW the water is cold ! i cant get out of here in my condition
5 : Watch me as a break this frying pan with true power !
6 : See how i broke this old vase ? now you know how strong i am
7 : Hey ! I’m not all muscle! i have a brain too. watch as i predict the next earthquake by looking at this paper with my smart look
8 : Why is this idiot sitting next to me ? who is he ? and why does he smell like victoria secret !
9 : Did that bear just eyeball me ? !?!
10 : Stare down contest ! Vladimir Putin 1, Tiger – below zero ! because he sucks !
11 : I build my own chains for my prisons. so the inmates feel my awesomeness !
12 : You see that guy over there ? I’m going to shoot him in the knee just for fun
13 : LOL – what a loser…
14 : I don’t care you are only 15 , i will fu?k you up !
15 : I’m gonna break this little stick to look manly to the other guys
16 : Honestly , I’m just holding this stick…i don’t know what i’m doing here
17 : I knew that bear was eyeballing me ! oh when i get my hands on him!
18 : God I’m sweating here…if i don’t get out of this ridicules clothes ill die of thirst
19 : Look Look ! he’s going to break his nose ! AWESOME !!
20 : Why do i have to put this hockey suit on just to fight ?
21 : You see that castle ? i broke it with my bare hands and now I’m building it again just to break it again – why ? because i can !
22 : Badass selfie !
23 : What’s that rainbow dust ? you want me to snuggle with you ?
24 : So where is the gas paddle again ?
25 : That whale look at me funny – he will have to go..
26 : Do you want your kids to get punched in the face ? do you mom ?!
27 : Seeking an animal lover on the river side..
28 : Poor thing…he didn’t even see me coming
29 : Did i mention i have a black belt ?
30 : And i snorkel all the time
31 : If you wont let me win this i will bury you in a jail cell with your own shit look
32 : The horse thinks ” get this fuc*ing guy off me !! i heard what he did to tomy ! “
33 : Only real man can pump gas !
34 : You think i should actually work today as the president of russia ? naaa
35 : I am a tangible lover as well . listen to my angel like playing skills
36 : I love animals ! maybe too much
37 : Did that car just cut me ?!
38 : Cool guys fly f-15 airplanes
39 : Sharks ? what sharks ? these are flower and Kimberly my pet fish
40 : I’ll just write my number here so your mom can call me later sugar
41 : Why is he not moving…i didn’t punch him so hard
42 : Possibly photoshopped
Source : imgur & funny or die
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