39 Funny Animal Names That Are So Much Better Than The Originals

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These funny animal names were not invented by scientists, not even close. It is common knowledge that all the names of the animals we see around the world are well thought and are globally recognized by the scientific community and pretty much everyone else, but what happens when you give the internet the right to change the rules? This gallery is about showing what can happen when millions of people around the internet put together their entire intellectual brains to come up with alternative names for animals we all know. The result? Well as you might have already guessed, the internet community is a bunch of morons. So that leaves us with hilarious animal names like the Sea Flap Flap and the Danger Noodle. Bottom line, never let the internet decide on important things, they don’t know anything.

1. The Giraffe Sheep, that’s a funny animal name

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2. Tyrannosaurus deer – Honestly looks like a dinosaur

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3. Sea flap flap – Yes, i can see why they named it that

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4. Trash Panda – love this hilarious animal name

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5. Danger Noodle – What’s with the hat?

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6. Danger Zebra – not very original

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7. Furry Potato – So can i eat it?

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8. Furry Nope – Bear looks so cute

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9. NOPE. I think this is the best of all the funny animal names

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10. Word Bank – Why?

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11. Prison Pony. They didn’t really think this through

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12. Cat Bird – I am Cat Bird!

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13. Fart Squirrel – LOL, Love this!

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14. Sea Catsnake

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15. Sea Dog – so cute, i’m so happy this list happened

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16. Formal Chicken

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17. Beach Chicken

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18. Danger Chicken

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19. Freedom Glider, YES! Awesome name for an animal

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20. Giraffe Bird

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21. Panda Whale

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22. A Tree Rat. Nice to meet you funny animal

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23. Magical Safety Dragon

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24. Sea Pancake

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25. Majestic Flying Flap Flap

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26. Nope Double Nope

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27. Hot Moose

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28. Forest Corgi

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29. Spiky Floof

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30. Booplesnoot

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31. Shell Puppy

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32. Danger Water Cow

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33. Floaty Potato – The funny animal names list will not be perfect without this one.

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34. Duck Puppy

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35. Cat Snake

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36. Naked Snail – so rude

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37. Pricklestepper – no idea what this means

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38. Long neck deer – couldn’t find anything more original?!

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39. Butt Nugget. Perfect, i’m out.

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