1. I turn the sink on to make it sound like i washed my hands
2. When i turn off the lights downstairs at night i run up the stairs as fast as possible – love this confession bear meme
3. Asking for two chopsticks so no one will know i’m alone
4. I was staring at your ass – not your wife
5. I like to poop at work, so i can get paid for it
6. I killed my sister’s abusive meth addict boyfriend
7. I download but i never seed – Shame!
8. Too lazy to text you back
9. Girls with issues are easier to get
10. I don’t raise my hand in class to answer despite knowing the answer
11. Don’t like bacon ( No way! )
12. Love the smell of my testicals
13. I don’t know which letter comes after which ( me too )
14. I believe religious people are less intelligent
15. To lock up the smell and keep it in
16. I won’t come out of the closet to give my mom the satisfaction
17. I don’t like the confession bear meme
18. People who use beats by Dre are douchebags
19. OMG So gross
20. I over think everything, like everything!
21. I don’t like obese kids and their parents
22. This is some next level cringe shit!
23. I talk more in my head than with real people
24. I hate everyone for real
25. Because i don’t want people to judge me
26. I only change clothes everyday so my coworkers won’t judge me.
27. No answering right away to not look too anxious
28. Still eating lunchables
29. What?! No i’m sorry this is too much
30. I think no one will.
31. I’m smarter than most people
32. I make myself laugh so hard it’s embarrassing
33. damn that voice mail icon!
34. This meme post is getting old
35. Checking the tissue after blowing my nose
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