Confession bear meme is one of the worst memes on the internet. It’s so overused, and most of the time the confessions aren’t even real. They’re just designed to shock people. Then again, there are some that are very real. And sometimes you need an anonymous way to get something off your chest. So if you must use the confession bear meme, it’s so much more entertaining for us to read your real confessions. That way we can virtually point and laugh at you and the weird or messed up stuff you do.
Do it for all the people browsing the web that have nothing better to do but laugh at your misfortune. Trust me. It’ll make you feel better! Tell us all about how you’re sexually attracted to your sister. Or how you made an old lady give up her seat on the bus for you. You’re a terrible person, but we love you. From a distance, of course. We don’t want to be friends with you in real life, we just want to be all in your business.
Take a look at these examples of confession bear memes and let us know what you think in the comments.
1. I turn the sink on to make it sound like i washed my hands
2. When i turn off the lights downstairs at night i run up the stairs as fast as possible – love this confession bear meme
3. Asking for two chopsticks so no one will know i’m alone
4. I was staring at your ass – not your wife
5. I like to poop at work, so i can get paid for it
6. I killed my sister’s abusive meth addict boyfriend
7. I download but i never seed – Shame!
8. Too lazy to text you back
9. Girls with issues are easier to get
10. I don’t raise my hand in class to answer despite knowing the answer
11. Don’t like bacon ( No way! )
12. Love the smell of my testicals
13. I don’t know which letter comes after which ( me too )
14. I believe religious people are less intelligent
15. To lock up the smell and keep it in
16. I won’t come out of the closet to give my mom the satisfaction
17. I don’t like the confession bear meme
18. People who use beats by Dre are douchebags
19. OMG So gross
20. I over think everything, like everything!
21. I don’t like obese kids and their parents
22. This is some next level cringe shit!
23. I talk more in my head than with real people
24. I hate everyone for real
25. Because i don’t want people to judge me
26. I only change clothes everyday so my coworkers won’t judge me.
27. No answering right away to not look too anxious
28. Still eating lunchables
29. What?! No i’m sorry this is too much
30. I think no one will.
31. I’m smarter than most people
32. I make myself laugh so hard it’s embarrassing
33. damn that voice mail icon!
34. This meme post is getting old
35. Checking the tissue after blowing my nose
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