1. The first in the funny google searches list is ” Why do i have… “
3. What would a…
4. I like to ta…tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
5. Sometimes when i’m…alone i use comic sans
6. I am…extremely terrified of chinese people?!
7. Why…can’t i own a canadian – lol!
8. I did th…the macarena with a homeless guy in an elevator because big bird said to and he’s my leader
9. Is it bad if…your poop floats?
10. Sometimes i like to… lay on the floor and pretend i’m a carrot
11. Don’t you hate it when a…adults say
12. Why isn’t…11 pronounced onety one
13. What do i do if…a ginger kid bites me – my favorite of the funny google searches
14. I’m out of e…estrogen and i have a gun
15. What would happen…if i hired two private investigators to follow each other
16. Is it normal…to be sexually attracted to numbers
17. Do you ever look at yourself in…the mirror and think what wattage is my microwave
18. Why does my husband…fart so much
19. I feel like a…pig shat in my head
20. Someone has b…been pissing on my gamecube and i’m about to close the case
21. Why is nicolas cage on… the cover of a serbian biology textbook
22. I hate it when…i’m studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me
23. What’s a boyfriend…and where can i download one
24. Google is…better
25. Why i always…fart
26. Can i eat my…cat? Sperm?
27. How to g…get pregnant.
28. Why is my g…goldfish turning black
29. What happens if…you don’t pay your credit cards
30. Why do adults…wet the bed
31. Why are black people…so fast
32. Why are mexicans…called beaners
This list of the funniest googles searches cracked me up. If you agree. please share with your friends.