So it’s 2016, and there is still time to make a resolution. On behalf of everyone, here are a few ideas for men in their 30s.
Quite frankly, you make everyone uncomfortable. Especially if you’re trying to hide that wedding ring.
This isn’t really a good look for anybody, but when you’re 30 years old, it’s time to retire the Tap Out.
You’re not a teenager anymore. Spell your words out. Pls.
You should definitely know better than this at your age. I mean, most people know you shouldn’t wear jeans to a golf course BEFORE you’re 30, but now is definitely the time to put an end to that.
Truthfully, once you’ve hit 25 it’s time to let those holes close up.
By the time you’re 30, your car should be less of a declaration piece and more of a means of transportation.
Ed Hardy needs to go. Affliction needs to go. They don’t make you younger or more hip.
It’s cool when you’re a high schooler in your first car. At 30? Not so cool.
Leave this one for the hipsters, folks.
You know it’s fake, right? What part of this entertains you? Help.
As of now, you should realize that nice things attract people to you. Don’t want people (of your age) to enjoy your company? Then keep on, keeping on.
Long, greasy hair, tight jeans, and a t-shirt from Aerosmith’s first concert is not a good look. Just no.
College? Yeah! 25? Eh, sure, still fun. 30? Move on. Drink if you want to drink, but no need to prove how much you can down in a matter of 5 minutes.
You can afford a smart phone. You can do real things on a smart phone. Do flip phones even exist anymore?
Having a nice wallet is like entering adulthood. But to stay in adulthood, you’ve gotta upgrade from the one you’ve had since you were 18.
Just completely not necessary.
Flat bills are not a good look for ANYONE. If you’re 30 and reading this, you should know better. Don’t be that guy.
GET A SUITCASE. Gym bags are for the gym. They hold smelly things.
Or any hand sign in pictures. Please, just smile.
Bro, just drink your drink… Bro.
Who are you even fighting with? The 12 year old who commented on JT’s photo saying JB is way better?
Just take 5 minutes and iron your shirt. You look like you’ve never had nice clothes before.
Totally fun when you’re at a 14 year-old’s party. But when you’re 30 years old playing against a 14 year-old, it’s just strange.
Are you trying to prove you’re a real man? The extra 12-inches of height really makes up for your other… insecurities.
Or posters in general. You’re a man, not a boy.