When you are a celebrity you get to talk a lot, all the interviews, press conferences, fans always want something to know etc. So, many of us are interested in what celebrities have to say and they get quoted very often when they share with us some of their profound thoughts.
Yet, from time to time some of these funny celebrity quotes can be heard from famous people either if they loosen up a bit and make a mistake or simply by being what they really are and saying what they really mean.
In the gallery below is a hilarious collection of celebrities funny quotes of that kind. Check out if your favourite celebrity said something funny and made an entry into our list of hilarious celebrities quotes.
Funny Celebrity Quotes List
1. This makes perfect sense! Bravo, Betty! The first funny celebrity quotes on the list and it’s a good one
2. Jennifer Lawrence’s concept of freedom.
3. Lemonade maybe? What ever you want
4. Arnold knows what’s best for you, you better listen!
5. The worst F****NG band name in the world!
6. Bill is the king of funny quotes!
7. Ok, this is…this is… something.
8. Jack Black’s power of an eyebrow.
9. Office is not his cup of tea… neither is cup of tea.
10. Nice to meet you, Jack!
11. He figured out life this man.
12. I agree and I could sign this quote right away.
13. Say no more, Brando!
14. One thing is missing if you haven’t noticed.
15. Good thinking, that’s a great strategy.
16. I guess we’ve all been there at some point.
17. You can’t love everybody.
18. Think about it…
19. Raven as a benchmark.
20. LOL this is my favorite of the funny celebrity quotes for sure
21. Yes, you’re very beautiful
22. Is he a Christian, that is a question…
23. You nailed it, Bill! Can’t stop laughing!
24. This is epic.
25. He’s been funny for money, not sure if it counts.
Funny quotes by famous people continues below:
26. Brooke Shields said this:
” Smoking will kill you, and if you’re killed, you lost a very important part of your life
27. Tera Reid:
” I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist ”
28. Emilia Clarke:
” My dad always said never to trust someone who has a bigger TV than a book shelf ”
29. Terry Bradshaw:
” I may be dumb but I am definitely not stupid ”
30. Justin Bieber:
” I have a swagger coach that helps me with being more swagerish and stuff like that. He helps me put the pieces together and do more cool things and things of that nature ”
31. Ozzy Osborne:
” I think MTV should use subtitles, half the time I’m not even understanding what i’m talking about ”
32. Jerry Seinfeld:
” According to studies, the number one fear of people is public speaking. That’s crazy to me, that means that most people who have to go to a funeral, they prefer to be in the casket and not give the eulogy ”
33. Paris Hilton:
” I don’t really think, I just walk ”
34. Thomas A. Edison:
” Opportunities are missed by most people because they are dressed in overalls and look like work ”
35. Kanye West:
” When I talk, it’s like a painting ”
36. Albert Einstein:
” Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe ”
37. Will Ferrell:
” Before you marry someone, you should have them browse the internet on a really slow computer and internet connection. To see who they really are. ”
38. Bob Hope:
” A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it ”
39. Stephen Hawkings:
” I have noticed that even people who have complete fate that everything is predetermined and already been decided and that we can do nothing to change it still look to both sides of the street before crossing the road ”
40. Steven Wright:
” To steal an idea from one person is plagiarism, but to steal ideas from many people, that’s research ”
41. Darynda Jones:
” Life is not a fairy tail, if you lose a shoe a midnight, you’re probably drunk ”
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