The 20 comebacks to pick up lines below is for the ladies who visit our site. You know you need this if you ever walked out of your home before, so pretty much on a daily basis.
If I had a dollar for every bad pick-up line that I’ve had to deal with, I’d be pretty rich by now. Most ladies reading this can probably relate and are thinking: what is it with guys believing how smooth they are with their pick-up lines?
If you men keep throwing us all these lines, we’ll start to think you’re interested in fish.
Don’t get us wrong – there are good pick-up lines that will work sometimes. But a lot of them are just, well, kind of bad. If you’re a guy, here are some things to avoid when you try to chat up a girl next time.
And if you’re a lady, here are 20 comebacks to pick up lines you can use the next time someone tries to reel you in.
Comebacks to pick up lines 1. Freedom? Not tonight!
2. This isn’t going to work anywhere in the world, honey.
3. Maybe the facts will help break the ice: she’s just not that into you!
4. Another one checked off my list of places to never go back to.
5. If you look at U and I on the keyboard, you’ll also see JK right underneath.
6. Alexa, play “Dancing on My Own” by Robyn.
7. They say eyes are the windows to the soul, and these windows just so happen to be boarded up.
8. Don’t you love it when you get what you want?
9. Time to say a little prayer for you.
10. Have fun talking to an empty seat.
11. Solve for y = me – you.
12. Not a good time to be a people pleaser.
13. I guess you can say they’ve got chemistry (okay, maybe not).
14. It’s a bullseye!
15. Let me check my calendar for the year. Sorry, it’s full!
16. Class dismissed!
17. Looks like she schooled him.
18. Call me – if you find my number.
19. 9-1-1 emergency? Please send help because this terrible pick-up line is killing me.
20. He might need a map to find better pick-up lines at this point.
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