No dog, you are a dog. You’re supposed to stand on four legs, not two. What are you doing, dog?! Dogs are always trying to be like us. Standing on two legs, getting the mail and standing in line for frozen yogurt. What do they think they’re doing?
I’ll tell you what I think is going on. Dogs are trying to learn our behaviors so that one day they can overtake us and become us. Dogs are trying to take over the world, people. Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want, but it’s happening.
The world will not end in zombie virus outbreaks or nuclear war. The world will end with dogs storming our houses on two legs, holding guns. The same guns we thought the government was going to take away from us.
Just look at these pictures of dogs standing and being weird. You’ll see what I mean and you too will start preparing for the end of the human race. Let us know what you think of our impending doom in the comments section.
1: Did you ever saw a standing dog answering the door?
2: The look on his face is so awkward
3: ” I love my bath time, it is my favorite time in the day “
4: Little boxer bouncer, i would not pick a fight with this standing dog
5: Is he trying to dance? So it’s dancing dogs now.
6: I designed it myself, i just pointed on the things i want and the humans gave it to me
7: The water is fantastic!
8: Feed me! Feed me now! Oh you want a piece of this?!
9: Watching myself on YouTube, so many views
10: ” I don’t know why this leash is necessary, i can stand on my own “
11: Standing dog in the pool looks like a T-Rex
12: ” You need to flip this one it’s done “
13: ” Look at me! I can stand on my own “
14: Girl is amazed her dog can do human things
15: A dog? No this is a friendly yeti
16: All your future arguments are invalid too
17: How did he even get up there?
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