You Can Finally Tell Someone To Eat a d*ck In Premium Chocolate Form

You can finaly tell some one to eat a dic* in the most fun way ever! We all have these moments where someone just pisses us off so much we just want to say ” Oh just eat a d*ck! ” right? Well now you can, FIREBOX has taken care of that with their very nice, and very tasty eat a di** chocolate box.

This product solves a major problem in today’s society where it’s no longer acceptable to tell someone to fuc* off or any other curse word that in the past was a normal part of a work day. We’re not going to get into the debate if it’s better or not, it’s pretty much obvious it’s better, but sometimes, you just want to tell someone to eat it, but you don’t want to do it to his face.

As the description says on the site:

” Now you can anonymously give your friends, family, colleagues or enemies a sweet shafty snack through the post in the form of Eat A D*ck. Arriving in an immaculately tasteful presentation box, your innocent recipient will be none the wiser that they’re about to unleash a delicious dong to chomp on. “

Imagine the face of the person you anonymously send this package too, after the initial shock wears off, the person will most likely just laugh, and will enjoy a 80oz premium delicious chocolate. The only problem is that it will be a little bit embarrassing to eat this chocolate bar in public right? But maybe that was the whole point of sending it?

Either way, this is an awesome product and service and we couldn’t just pass on the opportunity to share it with our readers.

Send someone a box with a huge di** made of chocolate, YUP, it’s on now!

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You can get it on the popular and quirky online store FIREBOX and it’s actually hilarious

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Imagine the face of the person you send it to when opening this box

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