Does your boyfriends/girlfriend speak in his/her sleep? What do you do in that situation? This woman tweets what boyfriends says in his dreams and it is hilarious. From flying dogs to tigers to talking to a toilet and burritos, everything is so funny you’re going to sleep lighter next time just to catch your other half mumbling in his sleep. What happens to our minds and imaginations in our sleep that we can talk about smelling eyeballs and talking to the duck, I think we’ll never know. All we can do is laugh about it and maybe share it with others so they can have a good time as well.
Next time you go to sleep, try installing some recording cameras. Maybe you’ll discover things that you could use to make a whole comedy movie, who knows?
Anyways, next time you go on Twitter try not to embarrass your friends, though…
1. When he’s so determined in his sleep…
2. When dogs fly
3. Who wears a burrito?
5. How about a Third World War?
6. I never knew they had a smell. Good to know
7. Whose pants?
8. Dreams, dreams, dreams, what would we do without them?
9. Poor fella’
10. Who is dreaming of sex covered in mayo? This guy
11. The duck seems like a good solution
12. What colour is the diamond?! Maybe he’s asking to marry her!
13. Next level communication. I never thought this was possible
14. I wonder what he did…
15. Prepare for the coming of the trees!
16.He must have seen Eva
17. There’s a penguin serving him in his dreams?
18. He has fun with an octopus?!
19. Right! Why wasn’t I thinking of that?
20. Speaking of fossils…
21. Say whaat?