1: Take him on a walk and make your girlfriend clean it up, playa

2: Dress like Beyonce cause that’s the only way this dog is legit!

3: Can’t be prouder of your dog right now

4: can’t be any gayer than this.

5: Get scared because your dog is the boss of the house

6: Get a ps3 fast! hell get a ps2 faster just get that olddddd game console out of the house and join us in the 21’st century

7: Get a girlfriend…seriously dude…

8: Trade your dog with me cause his is the BOMB! 

9: Not dress your little miniature chihuahua dog like a gangsta. 

10: Honestly this is just too weird so i don’t have anything to say