Things Girls Say Vs What They Really Mean

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” I’m fine “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

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OK , the only thing that is going trough my brain right now is how i’m going to kill you in 100 ways or more until you realise im not fine

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

” We can watch whatever show you want “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

I wanna see if you want to watch the same thing as me . or let me watch what i want , if you dont , i will reevaluate our entire relationship and the outcome is not going to be good for you

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

” I’m kidding ! “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

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I’m not kidding ! i just had to say it to not look like a lunatic

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

” Im really not upset any more , i promise “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

Of Course i’m upset you idiot ! I just have to play it cool until i’m really over it . give me like three weeks  than we are cool

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

” Fuc* you “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

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There is no need to explain this , usually it comes with a sneaky smile , but i do mean it , sort of , you’re cute when you make me mad-damn ! so close

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

” I hate you “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

I’m completely in love with you , right now and in general . but i don’t feel like telling you right now because you said something rude

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

” No i don’t want pizza , i’m not hungry anymore “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

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I’m starving , my stomach is in full-fledged growl , but i really hope you will see through my lie and buy me that piece of pizza any way ..oh you just got one piece ? for yourself ? Okay…

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

” who was that girl ? “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

I got this ! all i need is the smallest detail about her and i can know her entire life in 7 minutes or less

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

” I woke up like dis “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

Really ? no , lets put something on the table right now , when i wake up i look like a drunk crack head after an all nighter playing catch in the zoo, with the animals , we can work through this

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” I have no idea how long we’ve been dating “

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

I know everything ! how you asked me , who i immediately texted after , it was a Friday night after a party and the weather was 12 degrees with gust of 45 . we were eating french fries , it was 1 am on November 19 , but you know , who keeps track of this shit

Things Your Girlfriend Say And What She Really Means

Source : thoughtcatalog