Super Secret Instructions On How To Build Your Own Spaceship

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When we first found this very detailed manual we thought it was a joke. i mean , no one can just build their own rocket ship that is insane ! but when we took a closer look it all started to make sense, just to not come out as complete imbeciles we sent this manual to highly smart nasa scientist to give us their take . their conclusion was really clear . its legit ! and thats all the proof we need .

we now share with you our members exclusively the Instructions on how to build your very own  super secret spaceship and boldly go when no man has gone before ! good luck !

1 : You start with your basic skeleton design

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2 : Now assembling the wings to take flight – there is no space ship without wings

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3 : Making sure they are just right and aerodynamic

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4 : Hooking in the back engines – We had it custom build in japan, took 11 months to finish then shipped to the US by sea

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5 : First “laser” cannon – check ! – these are super sophisticated guns that even the army don’t have

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6 : closing the top, when flying in outer space you need a good top

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7 : Making sure all the bolts and screws are in their place

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8 : Second “laser” cannon in place ! we are now a fighting machine people

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9 : This is our secret weapon, the back fire gun . no one will surprise us out there , NO ONE !

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10 : Inserting the warp speed  radiator – obviously to be able to fly in warp speed

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11 : Adding a wicked paint job ( kiss my Arse pimp my ride )

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12 : Check out the back view – pretty awesome right ?

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13 : Space is black and it’s always night there, so we equip our ship with orange colors so we could be seen for miles

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14 : There are lots of complicated wires running through our engines , this is a tight ship

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15 : Laser cannon won’t fire until they are giving a name . this is a known fact of the army

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16 : Prepare to take flight ! everybody on board

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17 : Take us out…

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