People just don’t get how hard it is to be rich
1: The headlights of the SUV behind me hurts my eyes when I’m in my Ferrari
2: There are too many bugs when I turn on my pool lights and my outside TV at night
3: My infinity pool isn’t the same color as the ocean, taking away from the illusion intended
4: I had to sit in the middle of the helicopter today and my legs were a little bit cramped
5: The sun is reflecting off of my steering wheel
6: My presidential suite in Vegas hotel was at the very far end of this hallway
7: I don’t know which exotic car to drive
8: Damn, what? stairs ? no no, I’ll wait
9: I can’t fit all the cash I took out for my exotic vacation into my Coach wallet
10: Billionaires are ruining my neighborhood of millionaires
11: Take it off before I put on the gloves? that’s just crazy poor people talk
12: Too young to drive my car, but I have 3 houses around the world and a jet
13: It’s like I never stayed in the suite if no one saw me go up there – this vacation sucks!
14: I can hold it. no prob
15: My groceries heat up too much in the trunk of my mid-engine sports car – next time I’m ordering online
