70 Kids Say The Funniest Things Examples That Make You Love And Adore Children

It’s a fact that kids say the most hilarious things and while sometimes what they say make no sense at all, sometimes they hit right on the money. Kids are honest most of the time, and more often than not, they’re just funny!

1. Well the first example of the kids say funny things is a good one.

2. Boys make me mad, that’s what i feel for them

3. Why do bad guys always try to take over? They want to be moms

4. On weekends too?! Jesus Christ

5. The mom of this kids say the funniest stuff should be proud. Or terrified

6. You should have started yelling at us earlier

7. He’s handsome and i like his shirt

8. I am still swimming in my daddy’s balls, so there for hilarious things kids say

9. What did i earn for being a good boy today?

10. I’m not married to you, not my job! Priceless

11. What’s the difference between a hipster and hamster?

12. I will fart at your head

13. Mom, You were my best friend until i actually got friends. Ouch!

14. What happens if your phone goes in the potty?

15. You’re an accident, mom

16. I want the baby to be Batman!

17. I’m not cheating. I’m only helping myself win

18. Hilarious things kids say – You have to have a back story to why you’re evil right?

19. You’re such an idiot mom! Classic kids say the funniest things

20. stuff kids say that is funny AF – perfect example

21. Can you quiz me on my book? Only read it once

22. My wiener wants to come out and see people

23. I can’t believe i just said that

24. This man will die soon right? Shhh!

25. This kid said the funniest thing the other day

26. OMG Funniest things kids say!

27. Can’t wait for this plane to crash. Thanks kid, That’s not a funny thing to say

28. I need a man up and get a job

29. But we’re kids, it’s our jobs to be annoying. This kid is smart

30. I’d like to go to heaven but you can’t smoke weed there.

31. I’m gonna go make her something and say it’s from him

32. Mom, you need to shave your legs

33. You ruined my whole life #shitmykidssay

34. My 10 year old kid ” I’m not used to being in the double digits, I’m old! ” REALLY?!

35. You owe $12 to mom for landing on her vagina

36. Person who invented homework is the worse inventor ever

37. Not quite diarrhea, just a slithery dump

38. Did the doctor put something in your butt to make babies not come out again?

39. I put my phone on airplane mode but it didn’t fly. Kids say the funniest things done right

40. He is bigger than mine, It’s huge!

41. I hate people!

42. See you back at home my tasty mango

43. I don’t know Spanish!

44. Mama! I want to talk about compost

45. You be quiet or i’ll kick you in the face.

46. You’re own speaker phone with my fish mom

47. Twinkies are filled with cream and hopes and dreams

48. Daddy, your job is to kill the spiders in our house.

49. Dad, my nose is about to puke with weird air

50. I won’t fart on you this time, promise! The kid said

51. Mommy, can you catch my poop please?

52. Look, a garage sale!

53. Mama, i love you, and your ipad

54. My mom has stinky farts. For realz

55. Close your butthole please, geez

56. If a clown was a donkey, would that be funny?

57. I want to see the bottom of the floor when i take a bath

58. They are really old, are they dead? Kids about grandma

59. My dad forgets stuff. All the time

60. Eating a red apple is like taking a bite of an old person. Kids say the funniest things

61. I want to see the Snapchat filters while on the bathroom

62. She was probably dropping a log

63. Your armpits smell like horse slobber

64. I kicked my brother into the bath, that’s why you heard the crying.

65. I’ve got pizza in my butt crack. Shit kids say

66. What if everyday was the weekend – mind blown!

67. The easter bunny poops jelly beans

68. Bend over daddy so i can put this in. Why?

69. You don’t want to be an astronaut when you grow up.

70. Is it a big poop?