It’s a fact that kids say the most hilarious things and while sometimes what they say make no sense at all, sometimes they hit right on the money. Kids are honest most of the time, and more often than not, they’re just funny!
In the gallery below you can see examples of kids say the funniest things because we want to make you laugh, and if you have kids of your own, this will be even funnier to you right? Make sure to share with us which line was your favorite.
1. Well the first example of the kids say funny things is a good one.
2. Boys make me mad, that’s what i feel for them
3. Why do bad guys always try to take over? They want to be moms
4. On weekends too?! Jesus Christ
5. The mom of this kids say the funniest stuff should be proud. Or terrified
6. You should have started yelling at us earlier
7. He’s handsome and i like his shirt
8. I am still swimming in my daddy’s balls, so there for hilarious things kids say
9. What did i earn for being a good boy today?
10. I’m not married to you, not my job! Priceless
11. What’s the difference between a hipster and hamster?
12. I will fart at your head
13. Mom, You were my best friend until i actually got friends. Ouch!
14. What happens if your phone goes in the potty?
15. You’re an accident, mom
16. I want the baby to be Batman!
17. I’m not cheating. I’m only helping myself win
18. Hilarious things kids say – You have to have a back story to why you’re evil right?
19. You’re such an idiot mom! Classic kids say the funniest things
20. stuff kids say that is funny AF – perfect example
21. Can you quiz me on my book? Only read it once
22. My wiener wants to come out and see people
23. I can’t believe i just said that
24. This man will die soon right? Shhh!
25. This kid said the funniest thing the other day
26. OMG Funniest things kids say!
27. Can’t wait for this plane to crash. Thanks kid, That’s not a funny thing to say
28. I need a man up and get a job
29. But we’re kids, it’s our jobs to be annoying. This kid is smart
30. I’d like to go to heaven but you can’t smoke weed there.
31. I’m gonna go make her something and say it’s from him
32. Mom, you need to shave your legs
33. You ruined my whole life #shitmykidssay
34. My 10 year old kid ” I’m not used to being in the double digits, I’m old! ” REALLY?!
35. You owe $12 to mom for landing on her vagina
36. Person who invented homework is the worse inventor ever
37. Not quite diarrhea, just a slithery dump
38. Did the doctor put something in your butt to make babies not come out again?
39. I put my phone on airplane mode but it didn’t fly. Kids say the funniest things done right
40. He is bigger than mine, It’s huge!
41. I hate people!
42. See you back at home my tasty mango
43. I don’t know Spanish!
44. Mama! I want to talk about compost
45. You be quiet or i’ll kick you in the face.
46. You’re own speaker phone with my fish mom
47. Twinkies are filled with cream and hopes and dreams
48. Daddy, your job is to kill the spiders in our house.
49. Dad, my nose is about to puke with weird air
50. I won’t fart on you this time, promise! The kid said
51. Mommy, can you catch my poop please?
52. Look, a garage sale!
53. Mama, i love you, and your ipad
54. My mom has stinky farts. For realz
55. Close your butthole please, geez
56. If a clown was a donkey, would that be funny?
57. I want to see the bottom of the floor when i take a bath
58. They are really old, are they dead? Kids about grandma
59. My dad forgets stuff. All the time
60. Eating a red apple is like taking a bite of an old person. Kids say the funniest things
61. I want to see the Snapchat filters while on the bathroom
62. She was probably dropping a log
63. Your armpits smell like horse slobber
64. I kicked my brother into the bath, that’s why you heard the crying.
65. I’ve got pizza in my butt crack. Shit kids say
66. What if everyday was the weekend – mind blown!
67. The easter bunny poops jelly beans
68. Bend over daddy so i can put this in. Why?
69. You don’t want to be an astronaut when you grow up.
70. Is it a big poop?
