4chan is the internet’s dumping ground for weird, hilarious and messed up content. One of the most popular themes on 4chan is the green text stories. They’re mostly, if not all, the best of 4chan and made up or exaggerated. All you need to do to make a standard 4chan green text is speak in fragments, and use an ugly lime green text color.
Most green texts are funny or have a twist ending that you didn’t expect. But there have been a few times when a green text had no point or punchline of any kind. And I’ve seen a few that are sad or heartwarming and that bothers me. To me, 4chan is a place where the assholes of the internet go to make each other laugh. If you think about it, those people kind of run the whole show on the internet. 4chan green text is reposted all the time on many different platforms on the internet. That’s where the main source of humor is.
Here’s a list of some of the best of 4chan green texts on the internet. Take a look and let us know what you think in the comments section.
1. American english for you
2. Costanza in Paris – the best of 4chan
3. Women’s logic
4. Getting his girlfriend back
5. The funniest 4chan threads ever – xbox one
6. Dentist love this thing
7. Hunting for treasures
8. Best example of Thug Life
9. Putting on the mask
10. Anyone know what are Swedish Reenactors?
11. Subway’s revenge
12. Is this the best kick ever?
13. Funniest 4chan threads ever continues with this butter PC
14. Pranking seniors at it’s best
15. OMG! The Shaq attack
16. The only question to ask a satanist
17. This is how you become the worst customer ever
18. 4chan trying to be Reddit
19. PS4 always had a secret plan
20. Best pineapple prank ever
21. How i met your mother ( just kidding, how i met my best friend )
22. This is how you break your SO brain
23. This is disgusting
24. Asking 4chan to make him look cool – yup
25. This dude is crazy!
26. Weird ass friend
27. Will do anything anyone asks in highschool
28. Wanna prank trick or treaters? This is how
29. /b/ girlfriend is a meat lover
30. Things not to do during funerals
31. This is the saddest story ever posted on 4chan
32. forever!
33. The fellowship of the cat
34. This hits me right in my feels
35. This is how 4chan talks about cows
36. Christian Bale everybody
37. This was way too close
38. Everytime i visit the barber
39. The life of a cashier
40. Funny banana on the funny 4chan threads list
41. Legendary thread
42. Fuc*ing Candy Crush!!
43. Just by looking at the picture i agree with this message
44. I have no idea what i’m doing dog
45. It’s all about the pancakes
46. Playing with my snake
The best of 4chan list will never be complete because the site continues to be updated all the time. But if you loved these pictures, please share with your friends.
