The 46 Best Of 4chan Threads You Never Knew You Needed To See

4chan is the internet’s dumping ground for weird, hilarious and messed up content. One of the most popular themes on 4chan is the green text stories. They’re mostly, if not all, the best of 4chan and made up or exaggerated. All you need to do to make a standard 4chan green text is speak in fragments, and use an ugly lime green text color.
Most green texts are funny or have a twist ending that you didn’t expect. But there have been a few times when a green text had no point or punchline of any kind. And I’ve seen a few that are sad or heartwarming and that bothers me. To me, 4chan is a place where the assholes of the internet go to make each other laugh. If you think about it, those people kind of run the whole show on the internet. 4chan green text is reposted all the time on many different platforms on the internet. That’s where the main source of humor is.
Here’s a list of some of the best of 4chan green texts on the internet. Take a look and let us know what you think in the comments section.

1. American english for you

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2. Costanza in Paris – the best of 4chan

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3. Women’s logic

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4. Getting his girlfriend back

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5. The funniest 4chan threads ever – xbox one

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6. Dentist love this thing

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7. Hunting for treasures

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8. Best example of Thug Life

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9. Putting on the mask

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10. Anyone know what are Swedish Reenactors?

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11. Subway’s revenge

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12. Is this the best kick ever?

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13. Funniest 4chan threads ever continues with this butter PC

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14. Pranking seniors at it’s best

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15. OMG! The Shaq attack

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16. The only question to ask a satanist

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17. This is how you become the worst customer ever

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18. 4chan trying to be Reddit

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19. PS4 always had a secret plan

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20. Best pineapple prank ever

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21. How i met your mother ( just kidding, how i met my best friend )

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22. This is how you break your SO brain

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23. This is disgusting

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24. Asking 4chan to make him look cool – yup

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25. This dude is crazy!

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26. Weird ass friend

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27. Will do anything anyone asks in highschool

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28. Wanna prank trick or treaters? This is how

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29. /b/ girlfriend is a meat lover

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30. Things not to do during funerals

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31. This is the saddest story ever posted on 4chan

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32. forever!

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33. The fellowship of the cat

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34. This hits me right in my feels

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35. This is how 4chan talks about cows

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36. Christian Bale everybody

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37. This was way too close

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38. Everytime i visit the barber

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39. The life of a cashier

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40. Funny banana on the funny 4chan threads list

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41. Legendary thread

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42. Fuc*ing Candy Crush!!

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43. Just by looking at the picture i agree with this message

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44. I have no idea what i’m doing dog

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45. It’s all about the pancakes

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46. Playing with my snake

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