25 Awesome Reasons You Have To Ride The London Underground

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It’s a magical ride that’s what it is

1 : For the secret pathways

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get off the Tottenham Court Road than exchange to the A1g99 black thunder submarine and stay on this line all the way to Somalia

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2 : For a chance to meet the queen

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nahhh – she never rides the train, that’s not her style brah !

3 : For the honest service

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you can always count on the london underground crew to take you seriously and help with every problem that may happen

4 : For the drinking seat ! wait , you don’t know about this ?

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there is a specially designed seat that people who want to get shitfaced sit on and their drink wont spill

5 : What ever you do – Never go in the toilet

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NEVER !

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6 : For the food !

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They got you covered dude ! never again be stuck with a graveless sausage on the train

7 : For the witty jokes

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Those stickers will make you ride a whole lot funnier

8 : For the urban solitude rules

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it also states that you may not engage with another person during the whole ride. incase you are riding with a friend you may only talk to each other in whispering and very short words like ” yes ” or ” no ”

9 : For the animals !

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What’s a london underground ride without a petting zoo . seriously

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10 : For the kids

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Walk on the left … i mean the right ! the rightttttttttttttttttttt !!

11 : For the ridicules  fines

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You should always look at the floor, the only time you’re allowed to look up is when the train stop and you need to see where you are

12 : extremely ridiculous fines

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Its like signing seats game – only the one who loses needs to pay 200 euro

13 : For the company

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I wouldn’t want to ride with this guy even if i was on my last breath

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14 : For the sight-seeing

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Take a stroll down James Bond street. or even NIghtmare on elm st, say hello to fred for me

15 : For the Show

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every now and then you see a creepy guy or girl being naughty and trying something. than sit back and enjoy the show

16 : For the music !

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This is a well-known secret to the underground. listening to music is like the force here. no one can touch you while your music is playing. not even Darth Vader !

17 : For the equipment

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they thought of everything  – THANK YOU

18 : For the smell

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Dont forget to get you deodorant on. smelly people are the worst thing in trains

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19 : For the discovery !

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But what does it do !?

20 : For the ladies

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But never ever ever ever stare at them. or you will be turned into stone

21 : For the rush hours

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Hey girl. It’s the law i’m not making this up, now sit on me

22 : For the first class

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If you are rich. shut up and sit in the front of the train

23 : For the sloths of course

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You never seen a sloth before ?

24 : For the experience

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It’s like flying. only , not really

25 : For making it home

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We had so much fun we didn’t even noticed we are home