It’s a magical ride that’s what it is
get off the Tottenham Court Road than exchange to the A1g99 black thunder submarine and stay on this line all the way to Somalia
nahhh – she never rides the train, that’s not her style brah !
you can always count on the london underground crew to take you seriously and help with every problem that may happen
there is a specially designed seat that people who want to get shitfaced sit on and their drink wont spill
They got you covered dude ! never again be stuck with a graveless sausage on the train
Those stickers will make you ride a whole lot funnier
it also states that you may not engage with another person during the whole ride. incase you are riding with a friend you may only talk to each other in whispering and very short words like ” yes ” or ” no ”
What’s a london underground ride without a petting zoo . seriously
Walk on the left … i mean the right ! the rightttttttttttttttttttt !!
You should always look at the floor, the only time you’re allowed to look up is when the train stop and you need to see where you are
Its like signing seats game – only the one who loses needs to pay 200 euro
I wouldn’t want to ride with this guy even if i was on my last breath
Take a stroll down James Bond street. or even NIghtmare on elm st, say hello to fred for me
every now and then you see a creepy guy or girl being naughty and trying something. than sit back and enjoy the show
This is a well-known secret to the underground. listening to music is like the force here. no one can touch you while your music is playing. not even Darth Vader !
they thought of everything – THANK YOU
Dont forget to get you deodorant on. smelly people are the worst thing in trains
But what does it do !?
But never ever ever ever stare at them. or you will be turned into stone
Hey girl. It’s the law i’m not making this up, now sit on me
If you are rich. shut up and sit in the front of the train
You never seen a sloth before ?
It’s like flying. only , not really
We had so much fun we didn’t even noticed we are home