21 Hilarious Shallow Reasons For Breaking Up With Someone

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These here are all legit reasons for a breakup

1: She poured her milk first, then the cereal in the bowl

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2: He called me ” Bae “

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3: Her middle toe was way longer than her big toe

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4: Dated a guy who said ” my bag ” instead of ” my bad “

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5: He had pants with a dragon on them

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6: She always smelled like peanut butter even though she never ate it

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7: She couldn’t name all of the Ghostbusters

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8: She had Nickelback lyrics tattooed on her back

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9: He pronounced the ” l ” in salmon

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10: He said Creme rinse instead of conditioner

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11: She wouldn’t eat scalloped potatoes because she didn’t eat seafood

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12: Every time he would get drunk…He would yell, ” I’m Rick James, Bitch! “

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13: He had a deodorant clump in his armpit hair

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14: She ate a chicken drumstick with a fork and a t-bone steak with her hands

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15: She walked like Jar Jar Binks when in heels

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16: He wore socks with sandals

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17: She said ” Burber King ” I just couldn’t bear it

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18: Someone in my life died, and she said, ” I’m sorry for your lost “

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19:  He wore jean shorts

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20: She would write ” I half to go…”

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21: He told me I was in his cat’s chair

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Source: the chive

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