These here are all legit reasons for a breakup
1: She poured her milk first, then the cereal in the bowl
2: He called me ” Bae “
3: Her middle toe was way longer than her big toe
4: Dated a guy who said ” my bag ” instead of ” my bad “
5: He had pants with a dragon on them
6: She always smelled like peanut butter even though she never ate it
7: She couldn’t name all of the Ghostbusters
8: She had Nickelback lyrics tattooed on her back
9: He pronounced the ” l ” in salmon
10: He said Creme rinse instead of conditioner
11: She wouldn’t eat scalloped potatoes because she didn’t eat seafood
12: Every time he would get drunk…He would yell, ” I’m Rick James, Bitch! “
13: He had a deodorant clump in his armpit hair
14: She ate a chicken drumstick with a fork and a t-bone steak with her hands
15: She walked like Jar Jar Binks when in heels
16: He wore socks with sandals
17: She said ” Burber King ” I just couldn’t bear it
18: Someone in my life died, and she said, ” I’m sorry for your lost “
19: He wore jean shorts
20: She would write ” I half to go…”
21: He told me I was in his cat’s chair
Source: the chive
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