In the eyes of a little kid, all parents are assholes, yes, even your kids. You want them to treat you with love and respect, but most of the time you come out as the asshole, no matter how hard you try. Asshole parents are just a regular thing to a kid. Try and think about why that is ok, the pictures below will try and help you understand or better yet just help you feel you’re not alone in this, they are taken from a hilarious Instagram profile called simply – assholeparents, and they collect images of situations where you the parent comes off as an asshole. Bananas can’t grow in the garden, your fault, you’re an asshole,you won’t let your kid eat deodorant, asshole! Can’t stop the waves in the ocean, super duper asshole, remind me who said that parenting is easy and fun? Nobody?
1: I’m an asshole parent because the waves were too strong and i couldn’t make them stop
2: I’m an asshole parent because i wouldn’t let him eat goat poop
3: Would not let him eat his father deodorant so i’m an asshole parent
4: I’m an asshole parent because i wouldn’t let him ride the dog like a horse
5: He couldn’t go backwards up the hill because i told him gravity wouldn’t allow that, so i’m the asshole parent
6: I’m the asshole parent because i didn’t get her a mother’s day present
7: I’m an asshole parent because i wouldn’t let her cross the very busy intersection on her own. She’s two
8: I wouldn’t let her touch the dog’s poop, so i’m the asshole parent
9: We won’t give him a hundred dollar bill, so we’re the asshole parents
10: She wanted a ponytail. But she doesn’t have enough hair, so i’m the asshole parent
11: I wouldn’t let him use a second roll for the rest of the house, so i’m an asshole parent
12: Asked her to carry her own bag. So i’m the asshole parent
13: I told her she didn’t need makeup to be beautiful, now i’m the asshole parent
14: He couldn’t hold two eggs in one hand, so i’m the ass hole parent
15: I wouldn’t let him drink my beer, so i’m an asshole parent
16: Her shadow was following her, and i did nothing about it, now i’m a bad parent
17: I accidentally called her by her real name and not ” Elsa” now i’m an asshole parent
18: I’m an ass hole parent because i wouldn’t let him drive the car
19: Told him we can’t grow bananas in the garden because we live in sweden, so i’m an ass hole parent
20: I wouldn’t let him run around the restaurant with a knife, so i’m the asshole parent
Source: Imgur
