There are no two marriages that are the same. Having said that, there are certain realities of married life that are always the same, see below as we’ve compiled 15 funny tweets that any married couple will relate too.
Marriage is just texting each other "Do we need anything from the grocery store?" a bunch of times until one of you dies.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) July 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/JudgeYouHarshly/status/626839126864605184
Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) July 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/DWilliamsmh/status/627129563114536960
https://twitter.com/zigged/status/682692988351414273
https://twitter.com/MommaUnfiltered/status/625436238380707842
Me: Dang, how'd I manage to marry up?
Esther: I want to pop that pimple.#marriedlife
pc:… https://t.co/7T2jQ1V7NK— Jacob Fu (@jacobthefu) January 7, 2016
Wife: You wanna share a seltzer (can) with me?
Me: Sure!
Definition: Get up and get me a drink. #marriedpeopleissues #marriedlife— KIRK-ALERT (@rello000) August 20, 2015
Nearly falling in the toilet at 3 a.m. because he left the seat up. Again. #MarriedPeopleIssues
— Megan Gonzalez (@MegDGonzalez) July 30, 2015
https://twitter.com/joshhafner/status/681935816029949952
https://twitter.com/amandamichl/status/645377178885062656
https://twitter.com/colestrode/status/587354222917615616
https://twitter.com/morganhitt/status/626847142125027328
Being forced to stop reading "The Martian" because "WTF its 3 a.m. can you turn off your light?" #MarriedPeopleIssues #itsareallygoodbook
— Andy (@AndyDomek) August 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/crankyfae/status/626826610868621312
Source: Huffingtonpost
