41 Knock Knock Jokes That Are So Lame They’re Actually Funny

Everybody knows what a knock knock joke is right? It’s those stupid funny jokes that always start with the same sentence ” Knock Knock” and than someone replies ” Who’s there? ” and you go ” Old lady ” to which usually begs the question…” Old lady who? ” and then comes the punchline ” wow i didn’t know you could yodel ” HaHa! Not funny really. But these knock knock jokes have been around for ages and it seems like they’re not going anywhere soon. Below you have 41 knock knock jokes that we compiled for you. Try and enjoy

1: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish Who?

Awwww How sweet. I miss you too

2: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?

Knock Knock Jokes #3 Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It’s pointless.

4: Knock knock.

Who’s there? 

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo

5: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito

6: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin, they hatin

7: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alex!

Alex who?

Alex the questions around here

8: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dumbbell.

Dumbbell who?

Dumbbell doesn’t work so i had to knock

9: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Urine

Urine who?

Urine secure don’t know what for

10: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Waiter

Waiter who?

Waiter i get my hands on you

11: Knock knock.

Who’s there? 

Tunis

Tunis who?

Tunis a company, three’s a crowd

12: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little girl

A little girl who?

A little girl who can’t reach the door bell!

13: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Old lady.

Old lady who?

Wow i didn’t know you could yodel

14: Knock knock.

Who’s there? 

Beets!

Beets who?

Beets me!

15: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad i didn’t say banana?

16: Knock knock.

Who’s there? 

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

17: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Frank

Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend

18: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

19: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we’re freezing

Knock Knock Jokes #20 Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Justin!

Justin who?

Justin time for lunch!

21: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank!

Tank who?

You’re welcome

22: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard

Howard who?

Howard i know?

23: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dishe.s

Dishe.s who?

Dishe.s me, who are you?

24: Knock knock.

Who’s there? 

Cows!

Cows who?

Cows go ‘moo’ not who

25: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name silly 

26: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kook

Kook who?

Don’t call me cuckoo!

27: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Leena

Leena who?

Leena a little closer and i will tell you

28: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eyesore

Eyesore who?

Eyesore do like you

29: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Keith

Keith who?

Keith your hands off me!

30: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Value

Value who?

Value be my valentine?

31: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

To whom

32: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nana

Nana who?

Nanna your business!

33: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Etch

Etch who?

Bless you!

34: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole 

35: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive you

36: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howie

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?

37: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Woo!

Woo who?

Don’t get too excited it’s just a knock knock joke.

38: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Moustache!

Moustache who?

I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

39: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.

40: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yah!

Yah who?

Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

41: Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iran!

Iran who?

Iran over here to tell you this!

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