33 Stupid Funny Jokes That Are So Dumb They’re Actually Pretty Funny

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Sometimes a joke is so dumb, you just have to laugh. Like the pencil with an eraser on both ends, these jokes have no point. If you enjoy a good pun, these are not it! We have searched high and low to bring you this collection of truly stupid funny jokes that will have you groaning and laughing at the same time.

You know the kind of dumb jokes you just have to tell your friends. If you need something silly to put a smile on your face, then keep reading. We think you will find them “humerus” all the way down to your funny bone. However, do not say we did not warn you.

 Stupid funny jokes #1

When my grandad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit. He’s 70 now and we have no idea where he is.

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#2 Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?

They each got six months

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#3 I’m really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet…

I don’t know Y

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#4 I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger…

Then it hit me

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#5 Could you please call me a taxi?

Alright, you’re a taxi

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This is a really dumb joke and it comes in number #6

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!

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#7 Two cows are standing in a field:

” Are you worried about mad cow disease? ”

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#8 Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own?

They are two tired

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#9 Why can’t Ray Charles see his friends?

Cause he’s married

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#10 Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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#11 Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don’t have chairs

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#12 Why does a flamingo only stand on one leg?

If it didn’t stand on any it will fall over.

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#13 Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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#14 Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender – this is the worst on the stupid funny jokes list for sure

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#15 A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ” I hope the porn is disabled”

The guy at the desk replies. ” It’s just regular porn you sick fuc*!”

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#16 And the lord said to John ” Come forth, and you will receive eternal life”

but John came fifth, and won a toaster

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#17 Bill Gates ” So today i farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed…”

Hey, it’s not my fault they don’t have windows

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#18 Have you ever smelled mothballs?

YES!

How did you get their little legs apart.

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#19 How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew

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#20 How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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#21 If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit.

They’re usually around 90 degrees

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#22 I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I didn’t know what he laced them with but i’ve been tripping all day

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#23 What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?

The polar Bear

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#24 What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus

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#25 What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

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#26 What’s green, fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it kills you?

A pool table

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#27 What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forest1

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#28 What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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#29 What is the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird

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#30 What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs and an eye patch?

Names.

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#31 What’s red and isn’t there?

No tomatoes

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#32 What’s the best Nation in the world?

Donation! Give me $10

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The last on the stupid funny jokes list #33 Question: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

Answer: 499….

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