In a world where computers are coming to life, it’s not that outrages to think that someday, the very still and silent statues of the world will decide to come alive, and when they do, they won’t be nice to us humans. We are known to throw things at them, pick on them, sit on them and generally just treat them pretty bad. So what will we do on the day the statues decide to attack? Can we even do anything? The list below demonstrates a few examples of how this day might look like. If this looks too scary for you, maybe you will remember to treat our fellow rock friends nicely next time you pass one by. And I will leave you with just one question before you go on to browse the list below. Where were you when the statues attacked?
1. Why? What did I ever do to you?!
2. Ohhh No – Slapped me right in the face
3. Lights out in 3…..2……..1…..PowPOW
4. Somebody help me please
5. OMG – They killed Spiderman! you bastards!
6. Statue 1 – Humans 0
7. Not my baby!
8. Well played, statue, well played
9. ” You will all die from our rock hands “
10. Even the humans are disguising themselves as statues now to survive
11. P P P POOOEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
12. ” surrender! Or die a slow death “
13. She likes it this way
14. ” Ok ok cupid! I’ll stay away from her I swear!