Mom: ” How was school today Kim ? “
1 : “My treasurer said if I behaved on the trip i could get this guitar…” “I didn’t get the guitar.”
2 : “After the bread factory, I went to the bread warehouse.” “There is a whole lot of bread here, maybe even a hundred pieces!”
3 : “My adviser took me to an airplane today! I got to sit in the cockpit!” “I wasn’t allowed to fly though”
4 : “My adviser said this is the oldest wall in the country!” “I touched a piece of history!”
5 : “This weekend, my military adviser took me to Korean Disney world!”
6 : Kim Jong-Un: “What does that machine do?”
Worker: “Is bomb. Blow up people”
Kim Jong-Un: “Oh. My mommy said I’m not allowed to play with bombs.”
7 : “I got to stay in a hotel!” “I wasn’t allowed to jump on the bed though”
8 : “This is my room, I picked out the color all by myself!”
9 : “We got to see the ponies today!” “I even got to ride one, I named him cookie!”
10 : “After the ponies, i saw two scary sharks!” “I got to feed a fish to them!”
11 : “I fell on my wrist today, and we had to go to the hospital.” “I thought it was sprained, but it was only bruised”
12 : Kim Jong-Un: “What is this stuff?”
Worker: “Is paint, no touch”
Kim Jong-Un: “Can I eat it?”
Worker: “No. No touch”
Kim Jong-Un: “Wow. It looks so gooey!”
13 : “Today we went to a bread factory, and I learned how bread was made!” “I got to try a piece!”
14 : “We got to go in the woods today” “I planted my very own tree! His name is George!”
15 : “We got to see how computers are made today!” “They even gave me a free pen!”
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