40 Chinese Signs That Got Seriously Lost In Translation
Lost in translation
1: Fu*k Vegetables
2: Fu*k the duck until exploded
3: Beware of safety
4: Whisky & co*k
5: Hand grenade – LOL
6: No discunt – not even a little?
7: Dumping – sounds delicious!
8: Execution in progress – let’s just walk away
9: A time sex thing – where? right now?
10: Do drunken driving – OK!
11: Slip and fall down carefully – thanks…I’ll try and remember that
12: Civilization go to the toilet thanks to everyone – this is very true
13: No smoking the bed – ok but can I smoke other stuff?
14: Special! FRESH CRAP
15: No shiting, thank you – why not?
16: Meat muscle stupid bean sprouts – even the picture looks terrible
17: Meat fried cat ear/the plate – ” oh yeah I’ll have the fried cat ears please with fries on the side “
18: Do not *uck the gum, defend the false trademark PP, PE, PVC – I will do my best
19: Poisonous & evil rubbish – OMG!
20: Please don’t be edible – ok I won’t. please don’t try and eat me
21: I like your smile, but unlike you put your shoes on my face
22: Wang had to burn – isn’t it always?
23: Potato the crap – what do you guys have with crap?
24: The only kind I eat
25: Pretty sure Thomas Edison didn’t say that…but ok
26: Why everyone keeps cursing in china?
27: ” Yeah I want a cock 500ML, please “
28: Urinating onto the pool is accepted here! cool!
29: Rape when greenstuffs – sounds good! I’ll take it
30: You want wild germ soup?
31: I hope it’s happy dreams
32: You had one job!
33: You will pay what we want you to pay
34: I recommend getting the crap stick. even though it sounds bad
36: You heartless mother fu**ers
37: Sure! go right ahead
38: Every woman favorite meal
39: It’s the new handicap parking spot
40: Boy aren’t you being direct
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