40 Chinese Signs That Got Seriously Lost In Translation

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1: Fu*k Vegetables

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2: Fu*k the duck until exploded

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3: Beware of safety

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4: Whisky & co*k

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5: Hand grenade – LOL

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6: No discunt – not even a little?

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7: Dumping – sounds delicious!

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8: Execution in progress – let’s just walk away

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9: A time sex thing – where? right now?

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10: Do drunken driving – OK!

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11: Slip and fall down carefully – thanks…I’ll try and remember that

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12: Civilization go to the toilet thanks to everyone – this is very true

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13: No smoking the bed – ok but can I smoke other stuff?

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14: Special! FRESH CRAP

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15: No shiting, thank you – why not?

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16: Meat muscle stupid bean sprouts – even the picture looks terrible

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17: Meat fried cat ear/the plate – ” oh yeah I’ll have the fried cat ears please with fries on the side “

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18: Do not *uck the gum, defend the false trademark PP, PE, PVC – I will do my best

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19: Poisonous & evil rubbish – OMG!

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20: Please don’t be edible – ok I won’t. please don’t try and eat me

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21: I like your smile, but unlike you put your shoes on my face

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22: Wang had to burn – isn’t it always?

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23: Potato the crap – what do you guys have with crap?

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24: The only kind I eat

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25: Pretty sure Thomas Edison didn’t say that…but ok

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26: Why everyone keeps cursing in china?

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27: ” Yeah I want a cock 500ML, please “

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28: Urinating onto the pool is accepted here! cool!

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29: Rape when greenstuffs – sounds good! I’ll take it

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30: You want wild germ soup?

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31: I hope it’s happy dreams

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32: You had one job!

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33: You will pay what we want you to pay

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34: I recommend getting the crap stick. even though it sounds bad

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35: Noted

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36: You heartless mother fu**ers

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37: Sure! go right ahead

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38: Every woman favorite meal

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39: It’s the new handicap parking spot

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40: Boy aren’t you being direct

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