40 Chinese Signs That Got Seriously Lost In Translation

Lost in translation

1: Fu*k Vegetables

2: Fu*k the duck until exploded

3: Beware of safety

4: Whisky & co*k

5: Hand grenade – LOL

6: No discunt – not even a little?

7: Dumping – sounds delicious!

8: Execution in progress – let’s just walk away

9: A time sex thing – where? right now?

10: Do drunken driving – OK!

11: Slip and fall down carefully – thanks…I’ll try and remember that

12: Civilization go to the toilet thanks to everyone – this is very true

13: No smoking the bed – ok but can I smoke other stuff?

14: Special! FRESH CRAP

15: No shiting, thank you – why not?

16: Meat muscle stupid bean sprouts – even the picture looks terrible

17: Meat fried cat ear/the plate – ” oh yeah I’ll have the fried cat ears please with fries on the side “

18: Do not *uck the gum, defend the false trademark PP, PE, PVC – I will do my best

19: Poisonous & evil rubbish – OMG!

20: Please don’t be edible – ok I won’t. please don’t try and eat me

21: I like your smile, but unlike you put your shoes on my face

22: Wang had to burn – isn’t it always?

23: Potato the crap – what do you guys have with crap?

24: The only kind I eat

25: Pretty sure Thomas Edison didn’t say that…but ok

26: Why everyone keeps cursing in china?

27: ” Yeah I want a cock 500ML, please “

28: Urinating onto the pool is accepted here! cool!

29: Rape when greenstuffs – sounds good! I’ll take it

30: You want wild germ soup?

31: I hope it’s happy dreams

32: You had one job!

33: You will pay what we want you to pay

34: I recommend getting the crap stick. even though it sounds bad

35: Noted

36: You heartless mother fu**ers

37: Sure! go right ahead

38: Every woman favorite meal

39: It’s the new handicap parking spot

40: Boy aren’t you being direct

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