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29 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyonce

Awesome Daily Staff by Awesome Daily Staff
July 29, 2014
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Who run the world ? Pugs 

 

1 : They look good in any situation  – Beyonce got mad when she looked derpy in the superbowl

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

2 : If you feel like staying home sick from work and watch a really girly show marathon , pugs are down for that 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

3 : Chances of a pug taking a picture in a teacup flying in outer space ? 100% , chances of Beyonce taking the same pictures ? 0% . pugs are down with whatever

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

4 : Pugs will sniff your partner crotch and warn you if its not safe to get it on : 

1 sniff = good to go

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2 sniffs = OK but make him shower first

3 sniffs = hellll no

4 sniffs = run as fast as you can

Beyonce will not sniff your partners crotch , pugs 4 B 0

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

5 : A pug will never question you and will love you for always  , Beyonce ” Your self-worth is determined by you . you don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are ” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ?  – we go with the pugs 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

6 : A combination of George Cloony and a cute baby pug wins everything ! 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

7 : Beyonce is too aggressive to hang out with a sweet pug , he will feel he is being yelled at all the time , no thanks 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

8 : Because pugs always look top notch no matter what they wear , and Beyonce…well just google ” destiny’s child 1998 ” 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

9 : B please , don’t embarrass yourself 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

10 : Pugs look like a queen , have style , finesse 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

11 : But they’re also gangsta 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

12 : Given the same level of derpiness, pugs are really sweet to other animals 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

13 : Pugs are level 25 photobomb wizards , and they will photobomb the sh*t out of you every time !

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

14 : Pugs also are not afraid to reveal their beastly side 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

15 : While Beyonce got all out of shape over a superbowl image where she looked a little bit like a beast

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

16 : Here that’s much better 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

17 : Pugs are like the chillest dudes ever man 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

18 : They are a killer party animals . just look at that face . is this pug know how to party or what ?

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

19 : Instagram and selfies are invented by pugs 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

20 : Case in point

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

21 : Meanwhile, Beyonce be like …..yay…snoose

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

22 : Pugs are never on a world tour, so they have time to be your designated driver  – seriously , this is a bad joke , take that dog out of the wheel before someone gets killed

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

23 : Pugs are a dancing machine  ! 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

24 : And here is Beyonce trying to master the same move…and fails miserably 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

25 : Pugs are beautiful and flawless 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

26 : Pugs can crap rainbows , nothing beats that 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

27 : Yes you’re hot and all , but have you ever pooped rainbows ?

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

28 : Pugs will do everything to please you , even dress up as a unicorn , Beyonce your move 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

29 : Pugs look so cute you forget the world problems when looking at them , and Beyonce…well..you got it 

27 Reasons Why Pugs Are Better Than Beyoncé

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