Who run the world ? Pugs
1 : They look good in any situation – Beyonce got mad when she looked derpy in the superbowl
2 : If you feel like staying home sick from work and watch a really girly show marathon , pugs are down for that
3 : Chances of a pug taking a picture in a teacup flying in outer space ? 100% , chances of Beyonce taking the same pictures ? 0% . pugs are down with whatever
4 : Pugs will sniff your partner crotch and warn you if its not safe to get it on :
1 sniff = good to go
2 sniffs = OK but make him shower first
3 sniffs = hellll no
4 sniffs = run as fast as you can
Beyonce will not sniff your partners crotch , pugs 4 B 0
5 : A pug will never question you and will love you for always , Beyonce ” Your self-worth is determined by you . you don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are ” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ? – we go with the pugs
6 : A combination of George Cloony and a cute baby pug wins everything !
7 : Beyonce is too aggressive to hang out with a sweet pug , he will feel he is being yelled at all the time , no thanks
8 : Because pugs always look top notch no matter what they wear , and Beyonce…well just google ” destiny’s child 1998 ”
9 : B please , don’t embarrass yourself
10 : Pugs look like a queen , have style , finesse
11 : But they’re also gangsta
12 : Given the same level of derpiness, pugs are really sweet to other animals
13 : Pugs are level 25 photobomb wizards , and they will photobomb the sh*t out of you every time !
14 : Pugs also are not afraid to reveal their beastly side
15 : While Beyonce got all out of shape over a superbowl image where she looked a little bit like a beast
16 : Here that’s much better
17 : Pugs are like the chillest dudes ever man
18 : They are a killer party animals . just look at that face . is this pug know how to party or what ?
19 : Instagram and selfies are invented by pugs
20 : Case in point
21 : Meanwhile, Beyonce be like …..yay…snoose
22 : Pugs are never on a world tour, so they have time to be your designated driver – seriously , this is a bad joke , take that dog out of the wheel before someone gets killed
23 : Pugs are a dancing machine !
24 : And here is Beyonce trying to master the same move…and fails miserably
25 : Pugs are beautiful and flawless
26 : Pugs can crap rainbows , nothing beats that
27 : Yes you’re hot and all , but have you ever pooped rainbows ?
28 : Pugs will do everything to please you , even dress up as a unicorn , Beyonce your move
29 : Pugs look so cute you forget the world problems when looking at them , and Beyonce…well..you got it
Source : Distractify
