No dog, you are a dog. You’re supposed to stand on four legs, not two. What are you doing, dog?! Dogs are always trying to be like us. Standing on two legs, getting the mail and standing in line for frozen yogurt. What do they think they’re doing?
I’ll tell you what I think is going on. Dogs are trying to learn our behaviors so that one day they can overtake us and become us. Dogs are trying to take over the world, people. Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want, but it’s happening.
The world will not end in zombie virus outbreaks or nuclear war. The world will end with dogs storming our houses on two legs, holding guns. The same guns we thought the government was going to take away from us.
Just look at these pictures of dogs standing and being weird. You’ll see what I mean and you too will start preparing for the end of the human race. Let us know what you think of our impending doom in the comments section.
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