49 Extremely Useful Life Hacks Nobody Should Ever Try

Life is hard enough without having to use some useful life hacks or to deal with little annoying things right? For most of us we go through our lives just trying to do the best we can with what we have, but there are people who just don’t give a F about anything and would sell their own mother to save a quick buck. We imagine these types of people are the ones who actually use these little useful life hacks that we posted below, and although we can’t confirm or deny these actually work, we are sure some of them do. Read these 49 everyday life hacks and if you are one of those people who actually do stuff like that please tell us in the comments so that everyone else will know what gives. *We do not support or encourage anyone to try these ” hacks ” they are for satirical purposes only 

 

Useful life hacks #1: Burry a dead dog or dear above the body you bury to fool the sniffing dogs.

2: This easy life hack is for the skateboarders. The bolts and nuts that hold most street signs in Ameirca are the same as the kingpin nut on your board.

3: Download music and movies easy with google

4: Use this format to google TV shows: sXXeXX

5: Walk into a busy hotel between 6am – 8am and eat for free

6: When you eat and spend less than $50, don’t sign the credit card bill and after call the CC company and contest the charges. They will refund your money

7: Give people small tasks first, then drop the big mission on them.

8: Basically steal CD’s and DVD’s by going to the self checkout

9: When you slash someone’s tires only cut two or three

10: Paint over the wet stickers inside your phone to replace it with a new one after it gets wet

11: Sign up to a progressive car insurance then cancel it to get out of tickets because no one checks this.

12: Only date single moms, for obvious reasons

13: Get a new laptop just before your warranty expires.

14: Pretend you have a family at work to get out of things

15: Realtors have keys to empty houses all over town, so have an affair with them.

16: Signup someone you hate with the KKK to get them in trouble.

17: Break your landlord windows if they give you bogus charges

18: Advertise similar cars to yours with an inflated price to sell your own car more expensivly

19: Make your annoying neighboor’s dog the runs with cheese

20: Use this useful life hacks to get a longer lunch break at work.

21: Break up with your girlfriend just when she get her period so she wont lie and say she’s pregnant

22: Use oral fixation as a way to enjoy dating.

23: Get the cheapest concert tickets and just when the show starts check which sits are empty and get a better seat.

24: Get free drinks with a lady friend at the bar.

25: Drive a white pickup to get anywhere you want without trespassing.

26: Put your car in a cheap tire rotation offer to park your car cheaper while doing errands.

27: Get an expensive bottle of wine by replacing its bar code with a cheap one.

28: Dress well and get on board the plane last to sit in first class.

29: Fool your boss you have a special needs child to leave work early or get free sick days whenever you want. ( this is low )

30: Get cheaper car fixes by telling the dealership guy you want to sell your car to him.

31: Use this useful life hack to sit alone on the bus

32: Add buzzwords to your CV to get through HR screening.

33: Get a private room in the hospital by saying you have a relative with active TB.

34: Download the low res image you get from istock then google it to find the high res image free on different sites.

35: Pour coffee in the toilet to save it for later without anyone using it all day.

36: Offer Goodwill products on sale on Craigslist and when soneone wants to buy just get it from the store at a lower price.

37: Buy cheap Eddie Bauer clothes at Goodwill then take it to Eddie Bauer store and exchange it for new items. They get mad, but they do it.

38: Take a photo of the game CD key to use it later. Loss prevention can’t do shit.

39: Get your enemy speeding tickets by replacing your license plate with theirs.

40: Buy a camera before going on vacation then transfer the pics to a flash drive and return the camera to the store.

41: Get new windshield by driving behind a truck with rocks and call the 1-800 number saying a rock broke your windshield.

42: Get an expensive item by placing it inside a bigger cheaper item and get your friends buy it the day after.

43: Act deaf when being pulled over. The cop will probably let you go with a warning because he dosen’t want to deal with you.

44: Rent a car with the same tires as yours and replace the tires.

45: Send dick pics from a PC of someone you hate at your work to a women you know will report it to HR. Person gone.

46: Peel the little sticker that activates the alerm on a book you want to buy. Free book.

47: Drink 300-600mg of vitamin C a day for 2-3 days to induce your period if you think you’re pregnant. Saved $300 on a hasty abortion.

48: Put clear skateboard grip tape over your license plate. Cameras that use flash will just capture a bright light.

Useful life hacks #49: Park in the ” mother and child ” parking spot to get a close spot next to the store.

If you tried any of these useful life hacks please share with us which one works and which one you should not try.

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