36 George Costanza Quotes That Reminds Us Why We Love Seinfeld

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I have to admit that I was never a fan of Seinfeld. I never got why it was so funny. Maybe all the jokes just went over my head. I don’t know. But there seems to be a big Seinfeld following on the internet. And it’s not just middle aged people from up North that like it now. Really, I don’t get it. Can someone enlighten me, please?
To be more specific, everybody loves George Costanza quotes. We’ve compiled a nice long list for your reading pleasure right here. I feel like I’m living in a world where everybody’s got this inside joke that I’m not a part. They keep laughing and my head is spinning so I ask people to explain, but they try and fail. So I keep screaming “I don’t get it!”
I guess it’s my very own first world problem. Everybody around me is having a good time and I’m just confused. If there’s anybody else out there who just doesn’t get why people love George Costanza so much, please comment.
But for those of you who do get it, enjoy these George Costanza quotes. And if you can manage to explain why these quotes are so hilarious, please do in the comments section.

1. The first of the George Costanza Quotes and it’s a good one!

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2. My whole life is a sham!

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3. Lesbians are lesbians because of me

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4. I come from a long line of quitters

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5. If my mom and pop had a shop, i wouldn’t shop there

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6. Every decision i have ever made in my entire life was wrong

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7. If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me

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8. Have you ever been to an appointment where you wanted the other guy to show up? George Costanza gets it

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9. I’ve been living like twenty lies…all together

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10. I don’t trust men in capes

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11. Divorce is hard on the kids, but as i am a result of my parents staying together, so what do i know

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12. One of my favorite George Costanza quotes

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13. There he is, the man himself, George Costanza

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14. Almost feel good to be alive

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15. My life is the complete opposite of everything i want them to be

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16. If you take everything i’ve done in my entire life and condense it to one day, it’s pretty decent

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17. I don’t know what feel is

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19. Like 20 lies

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20. If you look annoyed all the time, people think you’re busy

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21. My goal is to own over 360 underwears, that way i can only one wash a year.

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22. I’ve always been handicapped really

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23. My whole life is a complete waste of time

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24. It’s just the way i do me

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25. Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, please leave a message at the beep

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26. Musicians and their complicated shoes

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27. I got it ALL!!!

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28. Watching TV at a friends house because you want to feel like you’re doing something

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29. Well, the jerk store called, they’re running out of you

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30. A man without hand is not a man

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31. The summer of George!

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32. I don’t want hope. Hope is killing me

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33. Like i don’t know i’m pathetic

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34. If i own a company my employees would love me, they will have pictures of me on the walls like Lenin

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35. Talkin out of my ass – Uncle LEO?!

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36. I don’t like when a woman says ” make love to me “

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