36 George Costanza Quotes That Reminds Us Why We Love Seinfeld

By Sarah on February 23, 2017

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I have to admit that I was never a fan of Seinfeld. I never got why it was so funny. Maybe all the jokes just went over my head. I don’t know. But there seems to be a big Seinfeld following on the internet. And it’s not just middle aged people from up North that like it now. Really, I don’t get it. Can someone enlighten me, please?

To be more specific, everybody loves George Costanza quotes. We’ve compiled a nice long list for your reading pleasure right here. I feel like I’m living in a world where everybody’s got this inside joke that I’m not a part. They keep laughing and my head is spinning so I ask people to explain, but they try and fail. So I keep screaming “I don’t get it!”

I guess it’s my very own first world problem. Everybody around me is having a good time and I’m just confused. If there’s anybody else out there who just doesn’t get why people love George Costanza so much, please comment.

But for those of you who do get it, enjoy these George Costanza quotes. And if you can manage to explain why these quotes are so hilarious, please do in the comments section.

1. The first of the George Costanza Quotes and it’s a good one!

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2. My whole life is a sham!

3. Lesbians are lesbians because of me

4. I come from a long line of quitters

5. If my mom and pop had a shop, i wouldn’t shop there

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6. Every decision i have ever made in my entire life was wrong

7. If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me

8. Have you ever been to an appointment where you wanted the other guy to show up? George Costanza gets it

9. I’ve been living like twenty lies…all together

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10. I don’t trust men in capes

11. Divorce is hard on the kids, but as i am a result of my parents staying together, so what do i know

12. One of my favorite George Costanza quotes

13. There he is, the man himself, George Costanza

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14. Almost feel good to be alive

15. My life is the complete opposite of everything i want them to be

16. If you take everything i’ve done in my entire life and condense it to one day, it’s pretty decent

17. I don’t know what feel is

18. I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

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19. Like 20 lies

20. If you look annoyed all the time, people think you’re busy

21. My goal is to own over 360 underwears, that way i can only one wash a year.

22. I’ve always been handicapped really

23. My whole life is a complete waste of time

24. It’s just the way i do me

25. Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, please leave a message at the beep

26. Musicians and their complicated shoes

27. I got it ALL!!!

28. Watching TV at a friends house because you want to feel like you’re doing something

29. Well, the jerk store called, they’re running out of you

30. A man without hand is not a man

31. The summer of George!

32. I don’t want hope. Hope is killing me

33. Like i don’t know i’m pathetic

34. If i own a company my employees would love me, they will have pictures of me on the walls like Lenin

35. Talkin out of my ass – Uncle LEO?!

36. I don’t like when a woman says ” make love to me “

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