1. The first of the George Costanza Quotes and it’s a good one!
2. My whole life is a sham!
3. Lesbians are lesbians because of me
4. I come from a long line of quitters
5. If my mom and pop had a shop, i wouldn’t shop there
6. Every decision i have ever made in my entire life was wrong
7. If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me
8. Have you ever been to an appointment where you wanted the other guy to show up? George Costanza gets it
9. I’ve been living like twenty lies…all together
10. I don’t trust men in capes
11. Divorce is hard on the kids, but as i am a result of my parents staying together, so what do i know
12. One of my favorite George Costanza quotes
13. There he is, the man himself, George Costanza
14. Almost feel good to be alive
15. My life is the complete opposite of everything i want them to be
16. If you take everything i’ve done in my entire life and condense it to one day, it’s pretty decent
17. I don’t know what feel is
18. I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!
19. Like 20 lies
20. If you look annoyed all the time, people think you’re busy
21. My goal is to own over 360 underwears, that way i can only one wash a year.
22. I’ve always been handicapped really
23. My whole life is a complete waste of time
24. It’s just the way i do me
25. Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, please leave a message at the beep
26. Musicians and their complicated shoes
27. I got it ALL!!!
28. Watching TV at a friends house because you want to feel like you’re doing something
29. Well, the jerk store called, they’re running out of you
30. A man without hand is not a man
31. The summer of George!
32. I don’t want hope. Hope is killing me
33. Like i don’t know i’m pathetic
34. If i own a company my employees would love me, they will have pictures of me on the walls like Lenin
35. Talkin out of my ass – Uncle LEO?!
36. I don’t like when a woman says ” make love to me “
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