| We participate in the Amazon Associates program and may receive compensation when you click some links in this article |
Every year around Christmas people are freaking out what to buy to their loved ones and friends. This post of useless gifts will cover your holiday presents time and make you look like the genius who thought about it all by himself.
I can still remember the first Christmas present I got from my dad, it was so stupid honestly, I just laughed and loved it for the idea. Some gifts are not supposed to be taken so seriously, so treat this list as a resource of pointless gifts that will make someone happy. You can click the images to purchase the items you like.
1. This egg testing app, will check to see if your eggs are fresh
The perfect gift for a family who likes to eat eggs every morning. You can thank them later.
2. This banana capsule. To keep your banana fresh 😐
We all know that bananas go stale very quickly. If you leave them out once you started pealing them they can go black in like 10 minutes. So this little gadgets will make sure they stay fresh. Awesome gift idea.
3. This HAND made condom art – Thanks?
This could be a great gift for someone who will get this sense of humor, for example. maybe don’t buy this for your mom.
4. These cans of oxygen – ” hey man, I just bought you air for 4.99 a can
It seems funny now. But sometime in the distant future, clean air could be an expensive thing to own, think about that.
5. This decapitated teddy bear lamp – Waking up next to this thing every morning is nice
Not sure if this is cute AF or creepy like no tommorrow. Any way, I would still like to get this gift from a family member.
6. This exotic frog women purse, I dare you walk around in public with this
Looks so real you have to be very brave to walk around with this purse and not think about all the people looking at you. Great gift for the quirky folks.
7. This crocs shaped phone holder – Because you don’t look stupid enough with just the shoes
Everyone has this uncle that wears crocs to like anything right? Even to Christmas dinner he wear a suit and crocs LOL. So get him this gift, he will love it.
8. This Viking hat with matching moustache. Cmon! This looks ridiculous
It might look ridiculous, but it’s actually genius. I would love to get this to my birthday or holiday, it keeps you warm all over.
9. This goatee saver. Do we really need to say anything else?
We don’t really have anything bright to write about this. If someone you know really likes his goatee, get him this gift and don’t say anything else.
10. This ashtray – Thanks dude, now i’ll feel like dying every time i’ll smoke one up
The perfect gift. It’s also useful to people who smoke, and also educational by reminding them that they are killing themselves.
11. This shirt – NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE – Alien flashbacks all over again! NOPE
Are you a fan of alien? You should be, it’s the best movie ever! So get this gift to your friend or family member that really likes this movie.
12. This sweater – REALLY?
Not sure what’s better, the sweater or the guy with his funny face! Killer pose man.
13. This pig cutting himself – Look at his face, this is not a good gift
This is a sadistic gift to be honest, and it should only be gifted to someone who will 100% love it. Otherwise, you risk parting ways with this person for life.
14. This lamp – Unless you’re James Bond you are not allowed to put this next to your bed
This is the coolest lamp I ever saw, I want to get it for my room, I really do, but until I buy it, I will also get one for my brother. James Bond
15. This peeing old guy whisky bottle, because you always want to think of pee when you drink
Not sure about this one, Is it funny, is it weird, I guess you have to get it and gift it to someone to find out. Worth the risk.
LOL, I just love this. I should buy this for my wife right? Yes, I should.
17. This under-cap – Looking like an idiot all the time
Not really sure why would you want to put something like this on your head. But if you’re looking for a creative gift idea that is completely useless. This might be it.
18. This unicorn meat. I actually want to see what’s in there
I am 69% sure there’s no real unicorn meat in the box. But I am 100% sure I want to find out.
19. These Salami notes – Great, not only you gave me a useless present I cant even eat these!
Is that real food? It’s a serious and important question. Because if it’s not, it’s pretty useless and I hate you.
20. This Wilson ball – What are you saying that i’m lonely?
Perfect gift for lonely people. They will laugh for a second and then just be remembered that they are all alone in the world.
21. This outfit that has no excuse to exist
Yeah, there’s no real reason to wear this outfit, like ever, if you wanted a useless gift, this is the winner.
22. This spray the time clock – Where the hell are you gonna use this
This is a very cool but useless idea. Why would you spray the time on the wall every time you want to know what time it is. Just stupid
23. These glowing led wine glasses – The 70’s called, they want their cups back
These are actually pretty cool and I wouldn’t mind getting these as a Christmas gifts, so that last item on the useless gifts list actually makes sense. Great.