NJ is a special place to live, and sure there are a lot of jokes about this place ans some are true and some are false but the fact of the matter is if you’re not from here ( in which case you’re excused ) you don’t know nothing about NJ. Next time you wanna joke about us – at least educate yourself about what’s really going on in the other side of those bridges and tunnels
Because its delicious shut-up
Not all shores in NJ are filled with overly tan boozed twenty-something OK?
Self-service gas stations don’t exist here, so we can stay in the comfort of our cars
You will never understand how important this is if you never done the late night drive to route 1 for disco fries, we love every single one of our diners but especially Americana and a few others
good luck finding a shore home without giving out your first born
expect to see Yankees, Mets, Giants and Jets here. If you live here, you must declare your allegiance as clearly as possible
Bacon cheesesteak at Hoagie Heaven, maybe the Mac Daddy or anything else, we perfected late night eating, what have you done lately?
We’re looking at you NYC
Yeah we have farms – now you know
If you think you can’t handle weird traffic merges, circles, texters and people getting it on the road, just stay in the right lane and get out of the way
Why? Because it’s like a mini NYC without the drama – yeah we said it!
Words can not describe it, you gotta be there
Mountains, skiing, shore, lakes, rivers and two major cities, where can you find a more cool spot?! where!?!?
When you ask a Jersey resident that lives next to the highway what is his address you will hear ” Just off exit 105 ”
In case you live on the moon you know, they are both from here, and we like talking about them and sing their songs
In some parts of the state U-turn and left/right-hand turn lanes just don’t exist, get over it. and if you miss your turn there is another Jughandle up ahead
Only the strong survive in New Jersey