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I’m going to be honest with you guys. I’ve got a bit of a twisted sense of humor. I love kids but I wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to scare the crap out of my own kids. It’s even more gratifying when they’re little. Oh the years of therapy they’ll endure.
Some day I’ll have kids and I’ll be able to scare the absolute daylights out of them with one of these Feisty Pets. The people at William Mark Corporation created these devious little creatures. They look so cute upon first glance but give them a little squeeze and you’ll be peeing your pants.
You can get a cat, dog, monkey or a bear on either Amazon or ThinkGeek. They have big adorable eyes but they’re hiding some serious razor teeth. Christmas is just about a month away. Put one of these little guys under the tree for your innocent, unsuspecting kids to find. Who doesn’t love blood curdling screams first thing on Christmas morning? I know I do!
Take a look at these adorable (at first glance) beasts. Will you scar your children for life this year? Leave your thoughts and diabolical Christmas plans in the comments section.