Abusive Balloons Are Brutally Honest And Will Definitely Bring Down Any Party

By Awesome Daily Staff on May 1, 2017

Balloons. Such a simple thing we all love right? When we think of or see balloons, the first thing that comes to mind is a party or something good right? Taped around your garden while food is everywhere and everyone around you is celebrating something and the party is on. That’s what you usually see or think in relation to balloons.

On the other hand, lets throw in something fun. These abusive balloons tell it like it really is. They are a depressing reminder that you just got older by one more year or that you finally got that promotion after long fuc**ng 9 years. They’re in your face and they are only in it for a short period of time just enough to make you feel good for a second.

So think about it, unless you’re like 3, balloons are not really fun at all, they do not make or break a party. They are just an illusion put infront of your face to distract you from the truth, you’re old. No balloons will stop that and these abusive balloons are just being honest with you, which is the greatest present anyone can give you if you think about it. You’re welcome.

The bad balloons come with 3 different catch phrases:

1: Fu** me you’re old.

2: Happy fuc**ng whatever

3: This party is shit

The ” happy ” slogans are printed on both sides and in general could bring any party down.