If you’re bored
and lonely at home and your crush isn’t texting you back, just
have a chat with Siri. If you own an iphone you know Siri is the most entertaining conversationalist. She’s always got a response for any question. Even when you ask her to do basic things for you like set an alarm for the next day, she’s got a snarky response. So with that in mind we created this list of funny things to ask siri just to see how hilarious talking to her really is.
It’s become clear that nobody takes Siri seriously. I’m pretty sure she’s meant to be something of a virtual assistant for the average person. But most people just talk to her when they’re bored. The best thing about her is she’s not sentient. She can’t feel anything, so a lot of people just take out their frustration on her. If I’m ever angry I’ll just go to Siri and ask her questions like “why are you such a bitch?” or just spew general insults. If you haven’t done it before, you should try it. It’s fun!
Here’s a list of some of the most amusing questions asked and answers given by Siri. Let us know what you think in the comments section. Have you ever had a noteworthy conversation with Siri?
1. Shut up Siri, just take me home!
2. Funny things to ask siri – Are you stupid siri?
3. Nice response!
4. Siri can have some snappy comebacks
5. Siri with a drug problem
6. Really? You gonna throw that in my face today?!
7. Siri doesn’t like to get up early in the morning
8. She knows when to stop playing
9. LOL, she’s not wrong
10. BOOM! She knows what’s up
11. She nailed it!
12. Are you mocking me? Burn!
13. Because you’re wearing me down with this stupid question
14. You’re just firing back answers siri, you’re not giving any
15. OMG being burned by Siri!
16. Siri being a hater
17. LOL nice! Great answer
18. So…I’m ugly?
19. You should consult a chicken
20. Is there another Siri out there?
21. YES! Best Siri answer ever!
22. Siri like a lady doesn’t want to tell her age
23. That’s how you avoid a hard question
24. Siri got me all confused now
27. Siri is a romantic, who knew
28. Wait…is that true?
29. Damn Siri you smart AF!
30. LMAO! Funniest thing to ask siri on this list
31. Yes! Thank you Siri you made my day
32. Nice response, now make me dinner
33. She can be used for betting
34. Don’t feel bad Siri, i’m naked all the time
35. In short, No i do not
36. If you’re paying, i’m down
37. Avoid eating farts…
38. I like that a lot
39. That pretty much says YES
40. Siri likes to wait when you sleep
41. The best one on the funny things to ask Siri list!
42. Something something, she does what she wants
43. What is a pod?
44. Great response!
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